Man Hands


My friend told me to use this material on the message board...here it goes.............Sorry I can't type, I have man hands.

So what do you all think?

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Are you through?

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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I think that's fan-TAStic!

"Anything else you wanna tell me?"
"I got 3 balls"

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I think that's the tops.

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(feels material) Ooh, cashmere?

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Let's chain him to the refrigerator and sell tickets.

Always remember...Don't be a sucker.

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Have you considered getting hooks?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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It's good. Man hands is a good line. AND I'M NOT GOING TO DUMB IT DOWN FOR A BONE HEAD MASS AUDIENCE!

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I didn't even know it was a line.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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It's gold, I tell 'ya!

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Why don't you just give up??
At least that's what znep says.


"Get out here, son! There's a doin's a transpirin'!!"

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He's no Ray McKegney...

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He does stink. And he should give up. But not because of me!

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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Imagine if Man Hands had strangled Jerry?

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There's nothing wrong with Man Hands, if you are indeed, a man. After all, a man without Man Hands is not a man.

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Ohhh faaa again with the a Man Hands! How can a you have a hand like a Man, eh?! Show me one person whose got a hand like a man ah!


"Get out here, son! There's a doin's a transpirin'!!"

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That-a Kristin Bauer, she-a make-a me cry!

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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I'd like to have smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine hands.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I'd like to have shoehorn hands.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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Let's see Znep.. Oh, those are nice shoehorn hands. You know, I've never noticed this before? I only hope you have a little more self-control.


Always remember...Don't be a sucker.

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A man without shoehorn hands... is not a man!

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Unfortunately, you have hairy knuckles that are out-of-whack.


I can handle things! I'm smaht..not like everybody says...like dumb..I'm smaht! And I want RESPECT!

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Hey believe me, hairy, out-of-whack knuckles will catch on. When the apes rise up, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the jungle?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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