Nobody else contributed. Seinfield owes everything to the genius of Larry David who wrote all the scripts and gags.
shareYeah, that Seinfeld, who needs him. Not to mention the blacks and the jews.
"Get out here, son! There's a doin's a transpirin'!!"
Larry David is the man we have to thank for Seinfeld, but I never cared for Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Slipknot and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fan
Hey hey hey, Jerry can't even walk down the street in Massapequa.
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You omit a foul and unpleasant odor......
shareIt was pretty... pretty... pretty successful.
Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!
Here's another little skit for Jerry's act:
"The homeless people with cardboard signs at freeway off-ramps, where are they getting their Sharpies and Magic Markers?"
Hey, I am homeless!
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
Uh-oh. Tough crowd.
share"Flowmaster, The marker preferred by 9 out of ten homeless!"
share"That’s my marker line-up. Where are all my cards?! They’re, they’re all on the floor! And you! How many Flowmasters does that make for you, today?! Like, eight Flowmasters?!"
"No."
"Hey, this Sharpie is good!"
"It’s a Flowmaster! They’re all Flowmasters! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Flowmaster!"
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
The Russian word for 'marker' is actually pronounced 'flahmaster', based on the trade name. They never had markers until Flowmasters were imported.
It's not unlike the Russian term for instant rice: Uncle Ben's.
Jerry doesn't do skits. He has no proper work station.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
Who wants to be responsible? Whenever anything goes wrong, the first thing they ask is "Who's responsible for this?"
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.