The Gloria Vanderbilt Collection
He sold me ladies' glasses!!! 👓
shareKramer.
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I'm gonna need a deposit on these.
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
What about him?
sharetheauxphou, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?
sharetheauxphou, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?A few too many blacks! share
IsoscelesKramer you see, Right. theauxphou spies that post, right. And he says “There's a few too many blacks for me, man." He’s crackers, man.
shareKnowing me, Hawkeye-Costanza. Knowing you, theauxphou the racist. Aha.
shareI dunno what Hawkeye-Costanza had for breakfast... presumably an infected spinal column in a bap!
shareYou should have said baguette, because a spinal column would fit in a baguette.
shareIf you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother!
shareWell, you have big sheds, but nobody’s allowed in and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot high chickens. Because of all the chemicals you put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don’t know why they’re so big. They go “oh why am I so massive?” And they’re looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they’re in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small… do you deny that?
shareNo. His silence, I think, speaks volumes.
shareLighten up, ya stuffy git!
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Aye. Your mission: Gan ‘til Cardiff, have full sex with a woman, come back on the National Express coach.
share..with a chalk penis drawn on your back!
share... and f... and funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and it starts first time and they just drive away!
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Strangest story I've ever heard!
...Ah, right, yes! IsoscelesKramer was just telling me an army story about a friend of his who slept with.. a landrover.
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Isosceles, Isosceles, Isosceles, Isosceles. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
shareFour ladyboys. Righty-o.
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*GULP* AHhhhhhh, ladyboys!
shareYou sound like the baddie in a James Bond film! Dr. No... vocal chords!
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Disgusting! Keep away from them.
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsZZZZZZZ--" - Frank Grimes
Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you and go speak to somebody else?
shareJurassic Park!
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Back of the net!
shareNO YOU CAN'T!
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Well there’s no need for that! I only want to do a couple of quotes..
shareRuddy Hell! It's Soft Cell!
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