Y' know...


I could hear you on the other line.


Never make friends with the devil brother, his pitchfork will get you in the end.

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You're nuts with these sponges.

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Hawkeye, are you going to do something about those sideburns?

What about quoning them?

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You know I've quoned before, and I will quone again.

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Tell us again about the Ivory Liquid. Please, Hawkeye! Please, Hawkeye!


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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See, if you look through my quotes, you'll see that all my lines have a special color, so I don't memorize language, I memorize color. This way I can go through red, yellow, green, ivory. And I have a full palette of emotions.

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There's this IMDb poster who's a veterinarian. His lines all have a special animal -- a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog -- all in the same post.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Frog is wrong.

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Just admitting a man is attractive doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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It doesn't help.







"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonBZZZZZZZ--" - Frank Grimes

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Are you the guy those kids were calling a mary?

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You're not Chinese.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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OK!! All the time.

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