What does it matter? It's my toilet, I can do whatever I want with it.
shareI can't!,..I WONT!
shareYou will!
"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonznznznznznZNZNZ--" - Frank Grimes
Yes. Yes, I will. You know, you're quite a Svenjolly.
They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.
I'd rather pick up the mail. I don't know why you have snelling doing it.
I have no confidence in those gaskets!
"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"
Whoever did this didn't just dismantle it. I mean, they took their time, they had fun. They were very systematic. They went out of their way to gouge the sides of the bowl and the flush valve was separated from the cistern and shoved right up the drain pipe.
shareExcuse me... *BARF*
Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!
Just get a toupee. You'll be brimmin' with confidence, making dates with women who don't talk to anybody at diners.
"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."
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