Helen and Morty Fun Facts ... - Seinfeld (1989) Discussion

[–] theauxphou 7 years ago

They use a lot of batteries

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[–] Hawkeye-Costanza 7 years ago

And ice

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[–] blondejohn 7 years ago

You would too if your phlebitis were acting up.

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[–] Hawkeye-Costanza 7 years ago

If it gets too bad I have my doctor quone me.

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[–] Mile_Man 7 years ago

They have a plum if they are ill.

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[–] WayneRW 7 years ago

Quone? That's not a word.

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[–] znep27 7 years ago

Well I really think you're wrong!

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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[–] Mile_Man 7 years ago

OK znep, then tell us, what do YOU do when a patient is difficult?

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[–] znep27 7 years ago

I write it down in their chart.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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[–] Hawkeye-Costanza 7 years ago

That's a word. That's a definite word.

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[–] rhs6358 7 years ago

They like their condo very warm.

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[–] snelling 7 years ago

Hey, these are very comfortable pants. You know what I paid for these pants Jerry? They're good around the house and they're good for outside.

"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsoBZZZZZZ--" - Frank Grimes

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[–] MikeO_64 7 years ago

They don't even sleep.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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[–] jlprizm86 7 years ago

They make their guests sleep on an uncomfortable sofa bed.

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[–] rogueforte 7 years ago

They've never once spoken about their daughter (Jerry's sister, who he did mention once).

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[–] knight523-383-350235 7 years ago

Morty "invented" the beltless trench coat

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[–] Foo_Fighter82 7 years ago

He has boxes of those sitting in his garage in Flah-ri-dah.

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[–] SirMoeTheInsane 7 years ago

They let Jerry sleep in till 5:30 in the morning.

"Get out here, son! There's a doin's a transpirin'!!"

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[–] ChuckCunningham 7 years ago

They often enjoy the early-bird special at Del Boca Vista.

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[–] CallmeGreta 7 years ago

They don't understand the point of scuba diving. What's down there that's so special?

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[–] antonasmodeus 7 years ago

Morty and Helen Seinfeld don't approve of anyone who shamelessly makes-out during a profound film like "Schindler's List" - especially when it's their own son.

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