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I'm here to defend Male Un-Bonding you f*#& heads


1) This is an EARLY episode for Christ sakes! Give it some respect. The show was an embryo with a long way to go. It's flawed in some respects but it's fitting into it's own "skin". This is puberty, you fools!

2) SUB PLOT: Kramer "make your own pizza" idea. Perfect example of more Kramer-schemes yet to come! Jerry's reaction was authentic too. PLUS- now there IS a pizza chain where you "create your own pizza" !

3) Joel Hornick. Great "douche-bag" type name for the guy who is A schmuck. The "Book of Seinfeld Universal Understanding" was more or less telling the audience "Hey - this is an average-every day schmuck-- we really do not associated with people like this. The guy is probably a Republican as well. Do you think Elaine would be OK with that?"

4) OK- the "break-up" scene was ghastly and heavy-handed. This was THE DIRECTORS fault as well as the producers and writers . Still the concept is wholly Seinfeld-y. Jerry just does not want to hang out with this loser. What does he do?

5) Biggest flaw is THE TITLE! LOL. Yup. I think that's what you all have been so upset over.




Whew. I feel better. Discuss and snark me.


"In every dimension , there's another YOU!"

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That certainly was a lot of words. High five!

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And in record time!

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The show was an embryo with a long way to go.

We're doing Helen Reddy now?

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I am Seinfeld board commenter, hear me roar!

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Who's upset? I'm not upset.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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I'm sorry. I missed most of that. What?

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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Woah, back it up, back it up. Beep, beep, beep. F*#& heads?

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I hate those damn back-up beepers.

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I've always wondered if Joel Hornick was related to Pat Buckles and Ronnie Kaye.

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What are you, Bud Abbott? What are you callin' us f*#& heads?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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You guys have got it all wrong. It's a compliment, a term of endearment.

You know, like, "I love you, f*#&head".

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Alright. I'll try and use it in a sentence:

"That Mother Theresa was one of the biggest fückheads that ever lived."
Hmm...I see what you mean.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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If she were alive to hear that, she’d clunk our heads together like Moe.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I heard she did a pretty mean Curly impression when someone would ask her to show them the Stooges.

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Shango, you glorious titwillow, that was one ripping good yarn!

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I hate to repeat myself but here I go again:

Now "it's" means "it is," and nothing else! You wanted to use "its" here:

It's flawed in some respects but it's fitting into it's own "skin".


Also, at the end of the sentence, the period goes inside the quotes.
OK, now who's a f*#& head? You. F*#& head.

Also, I never really hated this episode. Many worse in the last two seasons.







"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonZZZZZzzzzowww--" - Frank Grimes

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You're such a stickler -- and I say this as a staunch advocate of proper grammar, punctuation and spelling. What's your position on exclamation points?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Your two tents Snelling. Ewe knead a soke!


"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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Yew spelt "a" write.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Tell me 'bagel... How would you have broached the situation?

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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I forgot-- what were we arguing about ?

"In every dimension , there's another YOU!"

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You don't broach without a misspelled "a." You keep your post to yourself.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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æ? ɐ?

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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There ya go.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Where I go?!


"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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Where you go?! You don't go anywhere. You don't do anything. I don't care what Arnold Deensfrei thinks.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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...Who is this?

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Wait a minute......... What ?











"In every dimension , there's another YOU!"

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Uncle Leo?

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x-wing!!!!!

*slams phone handset on receiver*

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