Soup Nazi menu


I was watching this episode tonight and paused it to look at the menu. Jcs likes French onion soup!!

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Jcs likes it? Very good. You know something? No soup for you!!! Next!!!

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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They want too much for bread.

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You're pushing your luck, little man.

"You gotta punch the clock, why don't you punch your boss?"

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It's midget! You got that?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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You want soup? Two dollars!

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Mulliga.... tawny

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.and then the bong hits him on the head and he falls RIGHT over the realitY

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Tawny Kitaen?







"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonZZZZZZZZ--" - Frank Grimes

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Disgraceful! No soup for you! Come back 666 years!

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.and then the bong hits him on the head and he falls RIGHT over the realitY

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What crop circles?

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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Jcs liked French onion soup!


MikeO likes spicy chicken.


"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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Pizzabagel likes stringy shrimp.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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I'll have the Mutton chowder..

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I hope he doesn't cut the fat off.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Jimmy likes the crab bisque.

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JUMBALAYA!

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No, I mentioned the bisque.







"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonZZZzzzSSSsss--" - Frank Grimes

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any clam chowder?


Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.-Albert Camus🍁

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Little known fact: the Soup Nazi used to spit into the clam chowder to spice it up. True story.

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Story like that has got to be true.

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My cousin worked for the Soup Nazi. They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.







"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonZZZzzzXXXsssOUCH--" - Frank Grimes

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Oh, well so what? Soup, what is that? I mean, what is the point of opening your mouth and going "Slurp, slurp"? What is that? "Slurp, slurp"?

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Have you tried the soup, Delta? You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.

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Let me ask you a question. This turkey chili here, is that real turkey or is it turkey roll? I don't want that processed turkey. I hate it.

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Delta, hate to burst your bubble but the Soup Nazi was a lousy cheapskate so any turkey you bought was definitely from a manufactured roll. Sorry!

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You like turkey? Don't you think you get more chili without it?


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Where are Kramer's balls letting the street gays take the armoire? No balls whatsoever.

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I thought if something went down he didn’t stop till it was finished

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