I hate The Maestro


Every time I watch the episode with the Maestro i get queezy.

There's something about the mannerisms, voice and attitude about Bob Cobb that I really dislike. I find him to be a pompous, smug tryhard, but he's also a dweeb because he starts bawling as soon as someone addresses him by his actual name.

skribb is getting upset.


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.and then the bong hits him on the head and he falls RIGHT over the realitY

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You get "queezy"? Maybe you should you get quoned.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Being queasy is too easy

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You get "queezy"? Maybe you should you get quoned.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

At least get Quincy, did you know it is on at the same time in Jerry's apartment as it is downtown?

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Bob Cobb?

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Bob on the Cobb, baby!

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Ironically, I've seen him eat corn off the cob, as niblets.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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But he SCOOPED 'em.








"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer SimpsonzzzzzzzzOUCH--" - Frank Grimes

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How do you eat corn -- with your hands?!


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Corn niblets are to be shoved by the handful

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Hey, you wanna hear something weird? Mr. Pitt eats his corn on the cob with a knife and fork.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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So he eats the cob too? With the fork?

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Yeah, he eats the whole corn cob. The cob, husk, silk, everything.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Joe DiMaggio? Dunks it in his coffee.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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He finishes his coffee, then eats the cup, the spoon and the empty sugar packet. There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after a cup of coffee and a donut and seeing nothing but a table.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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That's Niedermeyer for you!

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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Yeah, and I suppose you refer to NBC president James Kimbrough as "Boon."


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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A PLEDGE PIN?!?!?!

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On your uniform?!

What kind of IMDb discussion forum would pledge a 'man' like you?

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He can't do that to our pledges. Only we can do that to our pledges!

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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I hate The Drake

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Well if everyone is going to call him maestro, then I want everyone to call me iamtherealbg the great.

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Everybody does...

"-You're doing great, Luke, if your goal is to suck!"

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The Maestro, The Drake, what's the difference laddie?

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You're a goddam disgrace!

Now drop and give me twenty!


"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

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Yeah, and you're an anti-maestrite. You're a rabid anti-maestrite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, maesty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools!

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... but they do have their own schoo- I mean Master's degree conducting programs.

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Who knew a doofus like Doug Neidermeyer could be sponge-worthy?!

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I hated it too. But I now know NOT to come on here and dislike anything before an avalanche of snark smothers my ass.

"In every dimension , there's another YOU!"

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wot

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I'm looking forward to meeting the Maestro-ette.





"'Extremely High Voltage.' Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simpsonnnzzz--" - Frank Grimes

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Oh wait I get it now

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WHADDYA WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

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I find him to be a pompous, smug tryhard ...


Smugness is not a good quality.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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