The Chicken Roaster


I love the scene between Ipswitch and Elaine.

Well, isn't the president allowed to do anything that they want?

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What??? Ipswich is a town in Massachusetts. You mean Elaine has sex with all of them?

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Rhs6358 said, "What??? Ipswich is a town in Massachusetts. You mean Elaine has sex with all of them?"



Only if they're deemed sponge worthy. Even Elaine has some standards.

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Well, I wish to make a complaint. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswich.


They were pretty rough, but they had something.
What was it?
I think it was the trousers.

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Well, I wish to make a complaint.


I wish I were taller.

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That's Inter-City Rail for you!

When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general.

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[The moment after Elaine hangs up.]

Hello? Anybody?


Why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? It's not a sport! We all know it!

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