100 cool plot ideas that would involve vasquez law

It's a beautiful morning. The sun is shining on chateau Vasquez. Jessie wakes slowly. He has a big day ahead of him. Today he is once again fighting for the legitimacy of Bran the Man's presidency which has been attempted to be repealed more times than Obamacare. As he tries to wiggle out of bed he realizes he is tied and bound in some sort of stiching in the form of a straight jacket.
" What is this material? Ay carumba ! It's denim.............Diaz!!!!!!!!" Things seem hopeless as Alex Diaz's dastardly plan to keep Vasquez from the hearing is being excecuted to perfection. Vasquez must think fast. He remembers his dinner last night, it was burritos. " that's it !" Jessie starts farting thunderously. The blasts are penetrating Diaz's denim but very slowly.
Meanwhile at the Peach Pit, Andrea has nagged Willie enough causing him to cave and start making tuna melts even though they were still serving breakfast. As she polishing off her 7th tuna melt she smelt something....burritos! Like a houndog she follows the scent back to her house. She comes home to find Jessie in denim restraints but no burritos. She is irritated to say the least. The quick thinking litigater convinces his wife that the burritos are under the denim and if she can get it off she'll be in burrito heaven. This causes Andrea to find almost super human strength in herself. There is food to be had and she knows it. As she rips the denim apart she realizes she's been had by the craftiest lawyer this side of the border. There are no burritos just the wiff of Vasquez's flatulent blasts. She is furious. She takes it out on the remains of Jackie Taylor's maternity clothes most of which she has already destroyed by simply trying on.
Meanwhile Vasquez has rushed off to court. Alex Diaz is shocked to see him. Bran the man is relieved but confused, " hey Jessie, why are you wearing your bar tending outfit?"
Vasquez smiles " you'll see."
Janice Williams glances over at Vasquez. She has become very flustered. She starts giggling and whispering into Vasquez's ear. She's can't be controlled and is removed from the court while blowing kisses to Vasquez. Bran the Man can't believe his eyes. Jessie smiles and says " Bow tie Brando, bow tie. " the bar tending outfit that no woman can resist has worked.
Vasquez then sites an old bylaw in the CU student constitution. " your honor there is to be no denim allowed when presiding in student court." He points to Diaz. " He be gone!"
Without Diaz and Janice, Vasquez has won the case running away. The chancellor's lacky will remain president. As he leaves the courtroom there is Andrea. " Jessie! You promised we'd get burritos and go to Grandma Rose's!"
Vasquez lights up a cigarette. " I'm going to see a Sly Stallone movie." He pumps his fist in the air and yells " Arriba!!!" (Fade to black)