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Things I learned from Who's Harry Crumb

posted 14 years ago by codyjoe77
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1. Big guys dont like red Cadillac's as much as green mustangs...
2. Belushi does not like fruit....
3. Lyle Alzado needed the money really bad...
4. Saabs were really ugly in the 80s
5. You find that crazy typewriter and you will have your killer
6. Tough police detective women are butchish...
7. Dont play under the table at dinner.
8. Ceiling fans can support 450 lbs
9. Her head is huge
10. Vince Barnes had a really nice IROC
11. TOOO TIGHT.....TOOO FOOOFY....
12. AHH Hungary?, No,
13. Telphone Booths are short for jockeys
14. Dont bet on the horse if the jockey is 450 lbs
15. Secretaries yell instead of using the intercom
16. When driving a classic car, you must wear old 1940s aviator cap and glasses
17. Airlines always allow large suitcases of money through security.
18. And the boots to match....
19. Harry cant read lips...

[–] Kram99 14 years ago

That Helen is a real slut.

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[–] kardiackids02 14 years ago

21. Vince Barnes I mean Elliot has a small dingis
22. Bamboo is Harry's business
23. if you have a black belt always have the boots to match
24. if you have a free hand use it for the door bell
25. only he is the judge of what he sees
26. one size fits all! who are they kidding?
27. elliot is a good man
28. p.i.'s are scum
29. they should have kidnapped the old cow instead

[–] ms-zanadu 14 years ago

30. Harry Crumb is a man of many disguises and unusual talents . 31. HC's timing in certain situations is strangely prompt and very lucky too . 32. Playing tic-tac-toe is alot of fun with designer mud . 33. Chest hair is easily removable especial when leaning over and can be converted into an instant beard in a hurry .

[–] kardiackids02 14 years ago

34. Vince Barnes is able to bring a gun past airport security

[–] ms-zanadu 12 years ago

35. Always remember to tell the airport security FIRST about the metal plate in your head . That might avoid having to strip off every bit of personal stuff from your clothing pockets and person . Also it will keep everyone from behind you to stop sighing loudly in annoyance every 15 seconds you don't pass through the detector correctly too . Thanks codyjoe77 for your subject post .

[–] ms-zanadu 12 years ago

36. It's more than OK to not except an unwrapped mint from HC's pocket especially because he got them from the bus station . 37. It's not so wise to toss around a 90 million year old fossilized egg like it was a football . 38. " One cannot kidnap oneself " .

[–] lovelyRose89 12 years ago

39. If you mix cherry with coke you get cherry coke

[–] naenurz 12 years ago

40. Scrod oil helps low twitch muscle response.
41. She'll be easy to find 'cuz she's huge.
42. Her husband was a philodendron.

[–] justinm456 10 years ago

43. Pencil sharpeners were really fast in the eighties
44. Paper shredders had lots of lights and switches
45. Shawnee Smith was a beautiful young woman
46. When you rip a toupee off someones head it sounds like velcro

[–] tdl797 9 years ago

47: If your air conditioner seems clogged, just turn on the exhaust.

Does this type of feature actually exist? If it's sucking stuff that hard wouldn't it be ruining every room's AC and shooting things through all of the vents? Where did all the dollar bills and extra change go?

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[–] Pmdmnym 8 years ago

49. That is SO true and we all know it true, we do!! :)

Wait! Wait! Where are you going? I was gonna make Espresso!

[–] dkgambler 8 years ago

50. For many, many years I was aware of Annie Potts, had a vague recollection of Annie Potts, knew she was in Ghostbusters and a few other things, but now I realize Annie Potts was/is one incredibly beautiful and sexy woman.