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Greatest line ever?

posted 17 years ago by Abacore35
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I think the greatest line in UHF is:

"People like that should be put to sleep" - R.J Fletcher

Simpsons Movie 2/5 in Hateville? Bleehh! 5/5!

[–] BenjaminDempster 17 years ago

i think its "YOUR SO STUPID !!!!!!"

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[–] Hooverman316 17 years ago

SHUT UP YOU LITTLE WEASEL!!

Who Is Driving?! Oh No! Bear! Bear Is Driving! How Can That Be??!!

[–] dsm46-1 17 years ago

I think its "Guns dont kill people. I do."

[–] rwsmith29456 16 years ago

"These floors are dirty as hell, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!!!"

[–] mrdugdale 16 years ago

I think you meant, "You're so stupid."

Have a nice day.

[–] BenjaminDempster 16 years ago

whatever

"Camp Anawanna We Hold You In Our Hearts"

[–] sweiland75 16 years ago

Forgot your Ritalin today? WOW! A little too hostile to someone who is just being helpful.

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[–] BenjaminDempster 16 years ago

Um, I just said Whatever, how is that "Too Hostile" ?

"Camp Anawanna We Hold You In Our Hearts"

[–] sweiland75 16 years ago

because it's dismissive

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[–] RobBase086-1 12 years ago

That is a good line there.

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[–] Sanpaco13 16 years ago

"Just call me Mr. Butterfingers."

"I'm not here to talk about what I think about you." - A.D. Skinner

[–] Ballin-06 16 years ago

Conan the Librarian, "You don't the Dewey Decimal System!!"

[–] Hooverman316 16 years ago

I second "Shut Up you little WEASEL!" The delivery of the line by Al was GENIUS!

Who Is Driving?! Oh No! Bear! Bear Is Driving! How Can That Be??!!

[–] elliscooper 16 years ago

...With just a hint of cheese.

[–] Bluto14 16 years ago

I like the whole sad introduction to the cartoon he does on the show. The speech about the "sadistic mouse who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him" But my favorite line from the movie is at the end of the speech "Hope you ENJOY IT!!!!!!!!!!" I don't know why, but that whole speech and that ending line kill me every time I watch it.

Now that you've tasted my mutton, how do you like it!?

[–] ShrunkenHeadonKnightBus 16 years ago

"Hey, I didn't get an umbrella."

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[–] EternalSummer247 16 years ago

I LOVE the part when he's leaving the message on Terri's answering machine. His delivery of the first "Terri!" was classic! And the "Oh! Oh! I'm in Hell!" I rewind it a million times everytime! LOL!

Eric: So, I said to myself, "Kyle..."
Amy: "Kyle?"
Eric: That's what I call myself.