I don't know if this counts but I LOVE IT when Owen says to Ouiser, "You look terrific, you haven't changed at all!" and without missing a beat she says, "I'm not as sweet as I used to be."
Mwahaha, the look on Julia's face is priceless!!!
And then I also love it when Ouiser is dragging her poor dog around and says, "This is it. I've found it. I am in hell." I quote it all the time, but then I quote a lot of the things Ouiser says!!!!
"There is no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva." -Josh Groban
"It wouldn't harelip you". Until I saw this movie, I had not heard that expression since the late 1950's, when my old great aunt used to say it.
Ouiser: I am at the end of my rope!
Drum: Well, tie a noose in it and slip it over your head.