In a fight, who would win? The Violent Cop ("Beat" Takeshi Kitano) from Violent Cop, the Bad Lieutenant (Harvey Kietel) from Bad Lieutenant, or Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood) from Dirty Harry?
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Harvey would win by default.
Clint would be busy doing that squinty-eyed stare-out stand-off thing when, emotionlessly and without warning, Takeshi would shoot him two or three times in the chest, killing him instantly.
Then, while Harvey was saying 'What the f---?!' 'You crazy f---!' etc. Takeshi
would put the gun to his own head, adopt a corny toothless grin and blow his own brains out.
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Takeshi would win cuz he's Asian!!! \m/!!!
shareBad Lieutenant has too much of a soft side. He mopes contantly over a raped nun for ages. Also he lets the guys who did it flee. Takeshi is unpredicable which is always perfect for his roles since he has the unique face for it. Takeshi would dominate. As for Eastwood, it took him god knows how long to take down a pathetic nobody like Scorpio. He's all talk.
Yea bad lieutenant is a pussy, he should have got a real blowjob from those chicks, and then all that time wasted talking to jesus or whatever.
The only good thing about that film is when the nun admits that she sinned by not using her vagina as an instrument of god to share his love with the rapists. That was both lulz and QTF at the same time, great demonstration of our hypocrisy.
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