At the end when they are having SE# when the waves get faster and faster and then shirley says "Oh where did this orchestra come from!"
well ive done my job and ive done it pretty damn well so just F*&k off and chop off 5 feet of that nose to make it a normal size got it!?-me
One of my favorite parts was when she was in school and she says to the teach "well tickle my tits till friday" rips the paper, flings it in the air and storms out of the class. that was priceless.
There's nothing fair about who lives, and who dies - K. Russell in POSEIDON
I've always loved the bit when she shouts down to millandra, "sex for breakfast, sex for dinner, sex for tea and sex for supper, sounds like a marvelous diet love, it is have you never heard of it it's called the f-plan"
And also "I hate that sharon-louise, she's a mare", it's the accent, i'm from england but the liverpoool accent always makes me laugh.
And also "hi ya wall"
There's ton's of them, but there the ones i can think of from the top of my head.
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When she's in the store holding up the panties to her body and her neighbor quickly appears. The expression on Shirley's face is hilarious!
And also when her friend tells her she met a man on the plane who has an olive grove and wants to go off with him. Shirley tells her, "Don't give another thought about me, you go off and give his olives a good pressing!"
So funny!
Sedagive?!!!
I love when Costas gives Shirley that speech about how she shouldn't try to hide her stretch marks, and how she should be proud, because they mean she survived. Shirley looks like she's buying it, and then she looks into the camera and says, "Aren't men full of s%&t?"
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