Favorite Quote


"Lloyd Lloyd all null and void,
Looking for the truth but trying to avoid, Lloyd
Dissed in the Malibu, not sure what to do"
-Gas 'n' Sip guys

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"bitches man!"

the little 10 year old kid from the gas and sip

"The trestle upstream is gone, but the river is still around. So am I."-The Body

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I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.

Don't be a guy, be a man the world is full of guys.

I want to get hurt!

Theres a few more i could go on and on

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Any qoute from the Gas n'Sip guys!!! My son's first grade teacher's name was Mrs. Lloyd. Every time he would say her name me and my husband would say "Lloyd lloyd all null and void." My son would son would just look at us funny.

"You invade my soul" Great one as well.

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Damn it!

as soon as I saw the title of the thread I wanted to write "Bitches, man!"

I saw only that one minutes scene years before I sat down and watched the whole film, but I quoted that line during the years in between

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"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that"

"How many of them really know what they want, though? I mean, a lot of them think they have to know, right? But inside they don't really know, so... I don't know, but I know that I don't know"

"The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy."

"Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques."


There's much more..This is such a classic film, why can't they make something like that nowadays..

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I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?

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I love the one where he's driving around, making a tape for Corey and he says "Bell Square -- the site of our controversial first date."
Is it just me, or is the controversy whether or not it was an actual date? Cracks me up every time.

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That line cracks me up too, since it wasn't a date at all. He saw Diane sitting alone, and he sat at a table near her, facing her, so it's like they "sat together," but didn't.

Too funny!




El Paso, Texas...ever heard of it?

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"Power Lloyd, my assault on the world starts now!"

"He likes gihurls, with names like Ashley"

And my personal favourite..
"You shared it with a d!ck!"

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Hello everyone, my name is Lloyd and I am here presenting the movie Cocoon!

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Diane: I Love you. How many more times do I need to say it?

Lloyd: One more time would be nice.

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To her dad: "Take this pen."

Graduation Speech: "Ha!" (after Dianne makes her joke, "Go Back", and her dad is the only one to laugh.

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Diane: "Nobody thought we'd do this. Nobody really thinks it will work, do they?"

Lloyd: "No." "You just described every great success story."

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Diane: "Nobody thought we'd do this. Nobody really thinks it will work, do they?"

Lloyd: "No." "You just described every great success story."

Exactly the one I was going to add...just watched it again and forgot how much that one get's to me each time.

Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.

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This is mine too.

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Lloyd, without waiting for a response after asking Diane "Because you need someone, or because you need me?" (when she comes to reunite): "Forget it. I don't care."

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This movie has to be the gold standard for hilarious quotes, most have already been listed but here are a couple more of my favorites:

Lloyd: The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me, Ice Man, Power Lloyd, my assault on the world begins now.

Lloyd: Joe, Joe. She's written 65 songs... 65. They're all about you. They're all about pain.
Joe: So what's up?

Lloyd: You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious... and I mean that in the best way - I mean it as a compliment!
Lloyd's sister: I was hilarious once, wasn't I?

Lloyd's sister: Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food.

Lloyd [after leaving the Gas & Sip guys]: That was a mistake.

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I liked it when she says "I love you dad" and gives him the pen he told her earlier to give Cusak. I cracked up!!

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"Diane Court is a show pony, you need a stallion my friend"

"Listen, hang with us man, we'll teach you bibles full of truth."

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Jeremy Piven as Mark-"Walk with us and you walk tall."

I really love when Lloyd finally calls Diane and talks to Mr. Court and right at the end Lloyd says "She's really pretty great isn't she." Then Mr. Court says, "Good luck, kid." That's so awesome.

I love the part where, after Lloyd walks Diane home after the party, he stands out in the street bowing and blowing kisses.

Corey-"Have you ever gotten a letter like this?"
D.C.-"I dream about it."

Corey-"Get ready for greatness, Lloyd."

Partygoer-"Lloyd Dobler. All right!"

Mike Cameron-"This is one fresh jam, huh?"

Mr.Court-"You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction!"
Lloyd-"I'm the distraction that's going to England with her, sir."

Corey-"If you were Diane Court would you actually fall for Lloyd?"
D.C.-"Yeah."

Is it wrong that I told my 5 year old daughter that I wanted her to marry Lloyd Dobler?

Vizzini: No more rhyming now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody wanna peanut?

Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

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I want to be with your daughter... I'm good at it

or something to that effect :)

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Lloyd Dobler: One question: do you need... someone, or do you need me?... Forget it, I don't really care.

www.badkids.tumblr.com

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Most of mine were mentioned already except:

"I met her in a mall - should have known the relationship was doomed."

I agree with a previous comment that this movie is chock full of fabulous quotes.

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No, signal23, it is not wrong. I have an 8-year-old daughter, and if she were to someday marry someone like Lloyd Dobler, I would be thrilled!

Last quote of the movie: "Any second now ... any second now ..."

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"I'M OKAY -- YOU'RE OKAY -- THEM THERE'S WHAT IT IS!" -- H.I. McDonough

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if i were a father, and a guy said this to me about my daughter....well, i might marry him myself. my daughter would likely live in poverty, but she'd be happy. it's just about as romantic as you can get i think.

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