This HAS to be the worst movie ever. Now, for the post part, wrestlers (with the rare exception of The Rock) do horrible at the Box Office. But this movie was soooo unbelivably bad, and the acting was even worse, and the way WWE (WWF, at the time) was promoting it, you'd think it won an Oscar.
That was 2 hours of my life, that is never coming back.
Yes, bad acting, bad writting and tasteless and vulgar jokes turned what should have been something worth seeing into a forgettable waste of money and time. The Hulkster truly got his start in movies off on the wrong foot. In my opinion, I don't reckon any of his other movies were really all that great.
His reality TV show "Hogan Knows Best" is a much better presentation of the Hulkster and family.
Even as a 12 year old I thought this movie was bad, and that ws when I was still a full-fledged Hulkamaniac.
shareI remember this movie & in my opion this movie was awesome cause I was & still am a True Blue Hulkamaniac. I even have this on DVD & his other movie's as well. Any movie that The Hulkster did is golden. And What Are You Gonna To Do When The Hulkster & The Allenster Both Come Crashing Down On You BROTHER!!!!!!
Mr. Allen C. Sokolik Jr.
You are the biggest geek i have ever seen on this site
oh yea, and by the way, hulk hogan sucks a@@
Allen is not a geek you are. Hulkamania will live forever. Thanks to Hulkster, I have trained, said my prayers, and ate my vitamins ever since Hulkster saved my soul at age 12. I’m now 37 and Hulkamania is still running wild!
sharePlease don't tell us you're a grown man and still talk and act like that.
Is that me talking, or just the beer talking, thru me?
I'm a grown man, a real man, a Hulkaman! I'm not ashamed of Hulkamania! It will live forever!
shareDo you still sleep in your Hogan underwear, too? Dude, you need to go out and get laid...
Is that me talking, or just the beer talking, thru me?
I will not have sexual intercourse before holy matrimony. That's what Hulkster would want. And I am selling my Hulk Hogan underwear because my balls are too big for them. You can buy them at: http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-HULK-HOGAN-WRESTLING-BOys-Briefs-FTL-UNDERWEAR_W0QQitemZ140147369533QQihZ004QQcategoryZ20291QQcmdZViewItem
shareYou are hilarious! 😁
shareI went and saw this 20 years ago when it was coming out with a friend of mine and I enjoyed it. I thought it was great! At that time I was 17 years old and a wrestling fan.
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i guess you have not seen Master Of Diaguise or Twin Dragons. There is alos a Reverng Of The nerds rip off out there thats so bad i can't remember the title.
I have not seen Master Of Diaguise but I think I might have seen Twin Dragons once but it has been a while though. Yes there is a lot of Revenge Of The Nerds rip offs out there and that is not cool at all.
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It's not the worst movie ever, that honor goes to Disaster Movie.
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It's a bad movie, but I wouldn't call It the worst one ever made, Especially, when we got movies that make "No Holds Barred" look like an Oscar Award winner, movies like.......SpaceCamp,Smokey And The Bandit 3, or the painfully bad Collision Course(take Rush Hour and replace Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker with Jay Leno and Pat Morita) and those are just theatrical movies---you want to include TV movies in this deal there are movies like Rubberface, Combat Academy(A.K.A. Combat High), School Of Life, Home Alone 4(and the upcoming ABC TV movie Home Alone 5- and no I am NOT joking when I say that.there really is a Home Alone 5 tv movie being done by ABC. All of which are much worse than No Holds Barred.
Slobberknocker!
i agree, def. a cheesy movie, but not the worst. house of the dead is horrible, prom of the dead is horrible, zombie strippers is another crapfest, bring it on, step up, are all movies that make no holds barred look good.
shareShe Devils on Wheels was awful, and I like cheesy biker flicks. The Birds II, Nothing but Trouble, the remake of Psycho, Billy Jack, Trial of Billy Jack, Billy Jack goes to Washington, Teenage Zombies, Carnosaur, The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood, Can't Stop The Music, Shark's Treasure, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Myra Breckinridge, Troll, Jaws: The Revenge, Catwoman, or The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.
To say "Worst Movie Ever" suggests you saw everything.
Some of you guys have not seen Redline or Hot Boyz. Believe me, THOSE were AWFUL! Same with Hell Ride.
All I need is one mic...
It's not even Hogans worst movie, after you saw Santa with Muscles or The Secret Agent Club you'd rank this movie pretty high on his Movielist. I'd say it's his second "best" movie after Suburban Commando and by best i mean the least pain-inducing. I watched Santa with Muscles once and got a terrible headache from it.
It's horrible, it has a ton of bad acting, a really dumb story and has the rating it deserves but it's also quite a lot of fun with friends while being drunk (You can even play a drinking game: Every time a real wrestler shows up you drink, Hogan doesn't count, but with all those guys from Stan Hansen to Bill Eadie in there, there are tons of drinking oppurtunities :D ).
I still love it to this day. not only for nostalgia purposes, but because its hulk playing himself w/ a different name. he's not playing an alien or a nanny.... he's being himself.
Tiny (zeus) was/is the perfect counterpart. the dude legit scared me when I was a kid.
it was WWF & vince's first successful run in the movie industry. Hogan is not a trained actor, albeit wrestling to an extent, but not a trained professional actor. as long as u take the movie for what it is and what its worth, I feel like its a damn good, fun movie for those guys who grew up wrestling/hulkamaniac fans.
Some people are forgetting the crapfest that was Will Ferrell's Land Of The Lost.
Yes, I am a member of the message board and grammar police. Since 1998.
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Screw you pal. No Holds Barred is a classic. Rip Em!
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