things I learned...


1. There is an actual bar where dirty rednecks can get drunk and bash someone's face in.

2. Every paid referee sits at the bar and tries to get laid while the fight is going on.


3. If you own a wwe style fight to the finish bar make sure you make your refs wear foot locker employee shirts.


4. When you are talking to a guy who is roided out of his mind wearing a baby blue tank top with a matching durag sporting a thinning girlman hair dont make him sit back down after you pissed him off. He will look at your hand on his shoulder and look back at you with a take your hand off of me you bastard face.

5. When you are taking a piss in a filthy bar and you want to talk *beep* about it to your friend beware there is probably a crazy ass psycho with missing teeth standing in the toilet in a stall waiting to see if you say something out of line.

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6-Some women sleep in their bras.

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7. Most contestants in the battle of the tough guys resemble truck drivers.

8. You won't mind when a dwarf guy in a cage keeps chucking stiff in your drink from above.

9. When u foil 2 robbers at a diner everyone will still applaud you despite you causing more damage stopping them.

10. When kidnapped in a limo u can kick big bubble dents in the door from the inside. Also when u punch said limo from the inside it will cause the driver to momentarily lose control and swerve off the road.

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11. You can nearly beat a kid to death and put him in a wheelchair yet not be arrested and charged and continue on fighting as if it never happened.

12. Tough guys like to fight in sweaty hot places full of sparks and fire like steel mills.

13. Punching cinder blocks is a good way to prepare for a match.


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14. You can really obviously check a woman up n down with lustful eyes at a boardroom meeting provided you did it in the 80's before sexual harassment laws were invented.

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