Whoops: In correcting someone else's mistake, you made one of your own. It's *as* not *has*.
BTW, I found the entire movie so funny that I couldn't stop laughing! On a serious note, most of the film -- especially the *country* dialog -- was an insult to people from rural areas. Although I am a big city native, my late father was from West Virginia. Trust me, country hicks have heard classical violin before, value owning land for more than it's *piss* value and don't keep deer heads in their fridge. And yes, if dear old dad were still alive, he'd get the joke and be laughing right along with me.