Things I learned from Next of Kin
1) I learned some new geography, apparently it's just a quick bus trip from Chicago to the backwoods of Kentucky and back!
2) A mullet looks almost cool if you pull it back into a ponytail.
3) Cops in Chicago have it easy, there's so little to do you can spend days on your personal vendetta and it's no problem.
4) Backwoods hicks who've been to Chicago once and hate the city will have noooo problem navigating around and finding whatever random warehouse they're looking for!
What am I missing, there had to be more lessons in a great flick like this!