Favorite lines from the movie?


"You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."

"Eat my rubber."

"See Russ, the line doesn't show."

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Is Rusty still in the Navy?

I told you I put it in too early!

And Why is the carpet all wet Todd? I dont know Margot!

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Honey, have you checked our shitters?

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"you couldnt hear a dump truck travelling through nitroglycerin plant!!"

hahahahahahahahhahaahahah!!!

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Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head stapled to the carpet I couldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

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"If that cat had nine lives she just spent 'em all.."

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She'll see later, her eyeballs are frozen.

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Why is the carpet all wet Todd?? I don’t know Margo!

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And when Santa squeezes his fat wide ass down that chimney tonight he's going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

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"If you need any help, I'll be upstairs asleep"

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