Favorite quote?


Probably "look, a left-wing journalist!" (or something like that) for my part.

What about you?

"I'll die unless you kill me!" - Ethan Hunt

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"Didn't you realise you were sitting on his face?"
"I thought it was a bit uncomfortable but I figured it was just my hemorrhoids"

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"Get off the stage you fat slag"
I don't know why but it cracks me up EVERY TIME!

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"That Lucille's got a great tush on her... wouldn't mind giving her a pork with the old pork sword".
I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of PO-lice! So kiss my ass, you old bastard!

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ITS GOT TO BE SODOMY!

OR WOBERT

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