CK Season 5 trailer
š¢ The future Terry Silver once envisioned is here. Heās opened Cobra Kai dojoās all over the valley. Hell, he might even be teaching for free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrmx6gc0a8I
Miyagi isnāt even a memory! When are they gonna announce the return of Mike Barnes? Barnes will finally get his 25% ownership of the dojosā¦. maybe Silver can afford to give him 35% this time?
shareHeās going to emerge from behind a cardboard cutout at Larusso Auto when Daniel least expects it. Chozen will be revealed to be serving the Kai as well.
shareSeriously how is Daniel gonna react seeing Barnes again? Maybe it was the cocaine fueled paranoia, but Daniel had this intense and specific fear of Barnes.
shareWithout Miyagi for guidance or protection, heāll have a complete mental breakdown. The sexual tension between Barnes and Mrs Larusso alone will be enough to drive him over the edge.
Hope the All Valley expands to include an over 50 category, allowing Barnes to right the wrongs of the past.
Think Wears must have had a heart attack as he hasnāt been seen or heard from since the trailer came out.
Heās probably adding an extra wall to his bunker. How did the fight do down with him today?
shareItās 6:13pm over here in the UK. Leaving the Bannatyne Hotel for a pint at the Hoskins Pub just now. Will head over to meet Wears at Broken Scar Park for 8.
If he doesnāt show, will visit the Hummersknott Active Centre tomorrow afternoon and interrupt one of his classes.
Remember the game plan. You win a point, you lose a point. Keep the score zero zero. Then in overtime get the point and we win. I want him to experience pain.
shareWhen this is over his dog wonāt recognize him.
shareHopefully WA didnt attack an innocent bystander (like Snake) during the fight?
shareThe bastard didnāt even show. Donāt believe this. Went through all the trouble of crossing the Atlantic to meet him on his own turf and he couldnāt be bothered to honor the agreement. He must have been busy working on his bunker.
shareCanāt really blame himā¦ thereās nothing he has that the Kai canāt counter. Hopefully that extra wall heās adding to his bunker will shield him from the onslaught Terry Silver has in store for him this September.
shareHe probably thought he had till December to finish construction. The unexpected September release date has thrown him for a loop and forced him to reorganize his building schedule.
Will catch him later on this afternoon though, then heās going to know what pain and fear really mean.
WHAT PART OF WAITING FOR YOU IN JAMAICA DON'T YOU COMPREHEND?
shareLiar
If you were there you would know why I'm calling you out on this.
In Jamaica waiting for you...remember
shareHe asked for 50%
shareWA who owns your dojo? Iāll bet you have a pyramid scheme going where you have sold hundreds of percentage points to various investors and pay them off with funds from new investors. Your dojo has been oversold many times over and itās just a matter of time before the whole enterprise collapses.
shareWA who owns your dojo?
It is part of Hummersknott Academy. We simply rent the training facilities. Guess that puts paid to your preposterous theory eh?
Silver should buy the property from Hummersknott and then give you a huge rent increase to drive you out and then turn it into a cobra kai dojo so your students can learn honesty compassion and FairPlay.
shareSilver should buy the property from Hummersknott and then give you a huge rent increase to drive you out
Well there are a couple of things wrong with that statement.
1) Silver doesn't exist outside the parameters of the cobra Kai show and KK3.
2) Hummersknott Academy is a school so not for sale to private businesses etc..
and then turn it into a cobra kai dojo so your students can learn honesty compassion and FairPlay.
Well anyone could show them how to bribe officials or break the rules. It doesn't need a billionaire businessman for that.
Anyway, keep the fantasies going Pinocchio.
All organizations go through a slump at one point or another. For example, toxic waste used to be a preferred product you could dump it anywhere now everybody's a detective! Its only a matter of time before Hummersknott is indicted for some real or imagined crime and will need the financial bail out that only Silver can provide. Then your school is finished.
shareIt's a public school you clown.
Now fuck off Pinocchio!
How long has it been since a student walked through your doors? And kids stuck after school for detention donāt count I mean legit karate students.
shareHow long has it been since a student walked through your doors?
Last night. Three new students. One adult and two kids. We just keep growing and growing.
Did you ask if the kids already studied karate? Did the adult say āuh kids black belts.ā I guess if that happened you would be forced to admit the kids into your class as real black belts.
shareDid you ask if the kids already studied karate?
Yes
Did the adult say āuh kids black belts.ā
No. The adult wasn't with the kids, their parents brought them.
I guess if that happened you would be forced to admit the kids into your class as real black belts.
Yes. But they wouldn't move on to 2nd Dan until they met my standards.
What if the adult said that the kids were 9th Dan black belts? You would be forced to concede that theyāre a higher rank than you and have to bow to them. Also what are your standards? Breaking a wooden dummy should be the ultimate test for advancement. Does your dojo even have a wooden dummy?
shareWhat if the adult said that the kids were 9th Dan black belts?
How would the adult know? They weren't with the adult, their parents brought them. What part of that did you miss?
You would be forced to concede that their a higher rank than you.
I would be FORCED to concede nothing at that point.
Also what are your standards?
Why, are you thinking of joining?
Breaking a wooden dummy should be the ultimate test for advancement.
Wooden dummies don't fight back so not really a test let alone ultimate test.
You would be forced to concede that the kid is a higher rank if he joined your school and claimed to already be a 9th Dan. You would be forced to admit him into your class and recognize his superior rank by bowing to him and calling him āsirā. And the wooden dummy is the ultimate test. If you can destroy the dummy which is made of solid oak you can destroy your opponent.
shareNo. If you understood how it worked you would know it was impossible for the kid to be a 9th Dan. Your ignorance (deliberate or otherwise) has once again reared its' ugly head.
If you can destroy the dummy which is made of solid oak you can destroy your opponent.
Again with the ignorance. By your standard then Daniel should have destroyed Barnes seeing as he destroyed the dummy. The difference being that, unlike the dummy, Barnes didn't just stand there waiting to be hit.
Maybe one day you will stop with your fantasies and ignorance and become a real boy Pinocchio.
If the kid said that he was a 9th Dan it would have been under identical authority as Miyagi claimin g Daniel was a black belt. Perhaps the kid was granted the rank despite his young age? Whos to say what the rules are? Perhaps other lackadaisical instructors (like Miyagi) donāt have age rules and, by your logic, their take is just as valid as yours.
shareIf the kid said that he was a 9th Dan it would have been under identical authority as Miyagi claimin g Daniel was a black belt.
No it wouldn't. Again your ignorance lets you down.
Perhaps the kid was granted the rank despite his young age?
Not possible. Again your ignorance lets you down.
Whos to say what the rules are?
Again your ignorance lets you down.
Perhaps other lackadaisical instructors (like Miyagi) donāt have age rules and, by your logic, their take is just as valid as yours.
Let's say you are right, then it is only valid within his/her own group/style or whoever accepts this premise and as such would have zero authority over me.
Not sure why a self proclaimed (9 years old) 9th Dan would want to train under a 7th Dan though. But then who knows what fantasies go on in your head Pinocchio.
Your claim that a 9 year old being a 9th Dan would be an absurd claim that would hold no authority over you. Yet you claim that Miyagis equally absurd premise that a walking tub of Mac and cheese goo (Whinielle) is a black belt was a legitimate claim. Why are you so stupid?
shareThe real question is WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?
How can somebody compare Mr Miyagi claiming his student is a blackbelt with a 9 year claiming to be a 9th Dan blackbelt?
Only in the mind of cruising (Pinocchio) 109 would this even be a comparison. So blinded by your hatred of a movie character that despite the absurdity of your comparison you somehow think you have a valid point. You don't.
Once again your ignorance defeats you.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Whatās the difference between Miyagi claiming Daniel is a black belt and some snot nosed kid claiming heās a 9th Dan? Both are absurd notions but you swallow Miyagis claim due to your sick infatuation with hin.
shareWhatās the difference between Miyagi claiming Daniel is a black belt and some snot nosed kid claiming heās a 9th Dan?
REALLY?
Both are absurd notions
No. Only one of them is, but the your ignorance prevents you from understanding this.
but you swallow Miyagis claim due to your sick infatuation with hin.
A bit hypocritical coming from you don't you think? My acceptance of Miyagi saying 'boy blackbelt' comes from reality, whereas your premise of a 9 years old 9th Dan comes from your ignorance and fantasy, Pinocchio.