How would Daniel have reacted in Chris Rock’s shoes?

posted 2 years ago by NRC123 (2077)
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(Looks confused) “But that would be face contact.”

Barnes would have calmly said “don’t do that.”

[–] NRC123 (2077) 2 years ago

😆😆😆

“Mr Miyagi, the ceremony’s over. Why can’t we just go home.”

Daniel would call the Academy. “Look I just need to talk to him tell him I’m sorry and that I wanna pay for it. I gotta talk to him now DAMMIT!!!!”

[–] NRC123 (2077) 2 years ago

“Hello? Hello? Damn it why am I so stupid.”

WA last week:” keep my dog’s name out of your f——-n mouth!”

Daniel: Ah my mom is watching… she’s here with her knitting crew. Kreese: This is the Academy Awards not a knitting class!

[–] NRC123 (2077) 2 years ago

Jada: You could have killed him couldn’t you?
Will: Aye
Jada: Why didn’t you?

[–] MrBuzzcut (54) 2 years ago

"Come on, guys. This isn't funny anymore."

Hmmm well on a scale of 1 to 10 I give King Richard…… (Will Smith waits with nervous anticipation)….. an eleven!

When was it?

This entire board have Chris Chan's levels of autism.

You virgin nerds have made this movie mentally retarded

[–] NRC123 (2077) 2 years ago

Beat it slope. Or you’re next!