If you had to choose


If Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Whinielle were locked in a room with you and you had a gun with only two bullets... what would you do?

I would shoot Whinielle.... twice.

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Have you watched any other movies.... ever????

You've watched at least one tv show in your life. You used a Toby joke, but changed it to fit your needs.

Just curious.

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The responsible thing to do would be to put Whinielle down. You would be sparing the world from his hula dance routine.

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That joke is in really poor taste. NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

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Poor taste would better describe Jessica’s Mac & Cheese.

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You’re still not funny

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Who would you shoot then?

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I agree

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Wearsalan is probably shocked by this post and is chomping at the bit to respond with a treatise about why Whinielle is so great.

Too bad I squashed him like a bug and he's basically living in exile now.

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Living in exile?
No.
Not really interested in your premise of who you shoot. Besides, your choice b shoot Daniel twice was as predictable as it was boring. You are finished, but then you already know that.

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Wears Alan: I gotta go. I'll be right back. I'll just be a little while.

SamGerard: Where going?

Wears Alan: You remember that guy, cruisin109? He's the one that's been kicking my butt? I did my best to compete with him, but I want to tell him it's over.

SamGerard: It not wait for tomorrow?

Wears Alan: I'll feel better if I get it over with now.


SamGerard: You like me come help you? I can report him!


Wears Alan: No, I did it myself. I'll get out of it myself, all right? I'll be back in a little while.


(on the message board)

Wears Alan: Hello? Mr. Cruisin109? Hello? Mr. Cruisin109?

Cruisin109: Hey.


Wears Alan: Hi.

Cruisin109: Here you are. Where'd you go?

Wears Alan: I had to go think about some things.

Cruisin109: And... And?

Wear Alan: And I've... Listen, I've decided not to post anymore for my health. I really appreciate everything you've done for me. Trying to turn me from a wimp to a winner... I mean, you've been great. I just... You know, when I post here... that's just not me. This isn't IMDB anymore. I just wanted to come here and tell you in person......'cause I figured after everything,I owed you at least that.

Cruisin109: You owe me a lot more than that, Alley-boy.

Wears Alan: I'm sorry. I thought my poundings were free, but...

Cruisin109:No. Nothing's for free. You are going to fight. You're posting on this board.

Wears Alan: Mr. Cruisin109......you can't make me do something I don't want to do.

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Poundings? Lol.
Is that the best you can do?
If Hitler, Osama bin Laden and Daniel were in a room and all you had was a gun with two bullets, you would shoot LaRusso twice? What a joke! Any self respecting online Kai would shoot Hitler, shoot Bin Laden and beat LaRusso to death with the empty gun. But then seeing as all you can do is plagiarise other peoples work it would be too much to ask for you to come up with something original wouldn't it.
Face it, you've got no game. You are finished!
As for me owing you? Let's not forget what I did for you eh?

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What? What did you do for me?

Also I have a good post ready but if you read it it would break your mind.

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What did I do for you?
Can’t believe you don’t remember. I made you a hero to your fellow Kai at a cost to myself and you don’t even remember how!
Still, why would I expect gratitude from a lying weasel like you. See you later Raggman

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Lying weasel?

LOL?

You're the one who LIED about their identity pretending to be Bensheabutters!

You should go to jail for identity fraud!

I am an honest cobra kai and am not pretending to be raggman... raggman is different member of the kai and is twice the martial artist you are!

Raggman- back me up man!

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Hahaha!
Beautiful

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Why did you send me a pm asking me if I'm raggman. Just ask me on the boards. It makes no difference seeing as everybody knows it's you.
Me stealing somebody elses identity? It was a simple trick that was always going to have the reveal at the end to show what hypocrites you guys are and it worked. As for YOU lying, I'm not referring to you being raggman, which you are, I'm referring to all your other lies on here. Perhaps lie is the wrong word, Fantasy is probably more apt.
You still haven't acknowledge what I did for you, pm or otherwise. Guess I shouldn't expect honesty and fair play from a wannabe Kai, eh raggman?

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You're in for the ultimate mindfuck when you realize raggman isn't me.

When you find out you're gonna start hitting yourself saying "Why am I so stupid!?"

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Why would I hit myself?
How could i possibly be in for the ultimate mindfuck? Raggman either is you or he isn't. You will either prove that or you won't. Either way the board finds out who raggman is.
Still haven't thanked me have you?

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Mindfuck because you're going to realize out that you made a complete fool out of yourself publicly on the board with your baseless and false accusation even though you were cock-sure.

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I didn't actually make the accusation per say...I just agree with it. But you know what? If I'm wrong then I'm wrong, either way the truth comes out. Remember that the truth WILL set you free! Time for you to fess up and thank me. Oh, and don't do it in a PM, do it publicly....if you have the balls.

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"I'm not referring to you being raggman, WHICH YOU ARE, I'm referring to all your other lies on here. Perhaps lie is the wrong word, Fantasy is probably more apt."

You falsely accused me and now you're backpedaling just like Whinielle boasting about breaking ice.

You have failed.

Publicly.

Hang your head in shame.

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Still haven't thanked me....Raggman

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LOL Doubling down eh?

That's the last play you have.. you're desperately hoping you're right (even though you now know you are not) because you're about to be humiliated.. more than usual.

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STILL HAVEN'T THANKED ME!

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😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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LINE EM UP MOUTH TO ANUS,HUMAN CENTIPEDE STYLE.INSERT THE GUN INTO THE END ANUS,PULL THE TRIGGER TWICE.
BRAVO.

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