John Locke or Jimmie Rainwood?
Whose unluckier? Both have had their fair share of misfortune in varying ways.
shareI would say Jimmie Rainwood. He has a moustache that almost invites manrape, and he was sent straight to the very place where his moustache would act as a lighthouse for all those with manrape in their dark hearts. This is extremely unfortunate. John Locke is bald and, had he been in Jimmie Rainwood's position, would have fortunately escaped Rainwood's fate (unless he was using the hair dryer for some other purpose, such as drying a wig which had fallen into a bath).
"What this country needs right now... is a Doctor."
John Locke however did have his disability benefits suspended and then got defenestrated by his own father. I imagine Jimmie Rainwood gets on real well with his father. John Locke will end up avoiding years of manrape, so I guess it's back on an even keel between the two.
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