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The first film had rotten decayed corpses, people trapped in rooms filled with cobras, melting faces and exploding heads

The second film had beating hearts removed from chests, little children being beaten with whips, necklaces made of human fingers/skulls and people fed alive to crocodiles

And then in the third film we get Mickey Mouse jokes and Jar Jar antics.

Nice going on that one Spielberg.

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The Path of Mickey Mouse: Only in the leap from the Jar-Jar's head will he prove his worth.


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You are still traumatized by that joke?

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You are still traumatized by that joke?

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You are still traumatized by that joke?


He's not...

The true story is that his grandmother falsely claimed that Sean Connery knocked her up during one of the Bond shoots when she worked for a studio caterer. Connery wanted nothing to do with the slut and she's been stalking him ever since. The bastard child not only looked nothing like Connery but folks say the boy bears a striking resemblance to Wilt Chamberlain....




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Nope I would say annoyed though considering we got two great films and Spielberg had an opportunity to make a perfect trilogy and he failed miserably on his third film. Last Crusade didn't even have to be as good as Raiders, if it was just at least as good as Temple that would have been fine. At least we finally got a perfect Trilogy in 2012 when Christopher Nolan finished The Dark Knight.

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Mickey mouse jokes as in plural? I recall one in the film. Could you provide the link with the other Mickey Mouse joke please?

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Wasn't even a joke. It was the butler using it as an analogy to Jones. The joke was actually Jones pretending to be a Scottish Lord along with the bad accent which accompanied his impersonation.

OP is not only delusional, he doesn't know a joke when he hears it.

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"Mickey Mouse jokes" also refer to kiddie humor in general whether they specifically mention Mickey Mouse or not. Like the librarian stamping books while Indy banging the floor is 100% synchronized with the guy stamping and thinks to himself "did is my stamp really that loud?" or the "X-marks the spot" line despite the other roman numerals being completely pointless and all Indy had to do was look for Roman Numeral X. Or the "oh Venice" line (damn it Jones stop trying to be James Bond, you suck at it), or here's another one "don't worry we're well out of range" --> Boom.

The film was riddled with Mickey Mouse humor because pre-schoolers became the new target audience after parents complained that Temple was too adult (despite the first two films never being marketed as kiddie films, kind of like how parents complained that Deadpool was inappropriate for children).

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Mickey mouse jokes refer to kiddie humor since when? I wasn't aware it could be called a Mickey mouse joke without them mentioning him. Care to to prove this?

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So then what is more appropriate to classify as a “Mickey Mouse joke”? An adult joke or a kiddie joke? I never said there was a universal term “Mickey mouse joke” , it’s a label I chose to put on childish humor

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Key word it is a label YOU use to put on childish humor. You said it as if it were a universal accepted term everyone goes by. Next time clarify, you failed to do so. So when you say Mickey Mouse jokes I assume you meant there was more than one Mickey Mouse joke in the film. All you have to say is there are a bunch of kiddie jokes I did not like.

I find it hilarious how lame your points are about this film. By the way Crusade by objective data is better than Temple of Doom. It wins on imdb, Rottentomatoes, Metacritic it has more Oscar nominations and made more money. So it looks like Crusade is considered a better film by the majority and you're in the minority in thinking Temple of Doom is better.

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I think that Temple of Doom is the weakest of the first 3; but it is still a great movie. An insane trip of a genre movie actually.


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I enjoy it as well. I do think it is the weakest among the first three. Thing is though the poster above SpaceAce2001 aka UltimateHippo loves to flaunt ratings in other people's faces when a movie he loves is rated high. Thing is though when a movie he dislikes is rated high he disregards the rating. Therefore I am giving him a taste of his own medicine.

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I'm sort of used to it, though. People around me have been bickering about the Indiana Jones franchise since forever.


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I never said it was a universal term, if you put words in my mouth again you are going on the ignore list because I don’t have time to waste on dishonest posters. There were plenty of kiddie/Mickey Mouse jokes and I estimate they comprised about 90 percent of the script.

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I never put words in your mouth. I said next time clarify smart one. You did not do that so that is your fault. Remember when you put words in my mouth? LMAO I should put you on ignore right now. Remember these comments. Well you never corrected the haters therefore you agree. You are quite the interesting lad my friend. It is fine for you to put words in people's mouth but no one can do it to you.

Just stop dude I have buried you man. The ref called the match anything from here on out is him letting you stay in the ring out of pity.

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I shouldn't have to "clarify" anyone with an IQ higher than a good golf score should know that a Mickey Mouse joke would refer to a kiddie joke not an adult joke. You did put words in my mouth because you are a dishonest troll, plain and simple.

I have destroyed you, I have obliterated you, if this were the Sewer fight of TDKR I would be Bane and you would be Bruce.

Game set and match for the spaceman.

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If that was the case it would be a universal term. You yourself admitted it is not a universal term. Therefore i took it as you said it. There is only one Mickey Mouse joke in that film.

You've destroyed yourself. All I have to do is sit back and let you babble on. You make it far too easy.

The ref called the match bud. Game set and match for moviefanatic505.

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Forgive me I was counting on you to use your common sense and realize that a Mickey Mouse joke would refer to a kiddie joke instead of adult humor. But I made a serious mistake, I assumed you had common sense.

The ref stopped the fight a long time ago, quite honestly I am just enjoying destroying you more, it's more like a hobby to me.

spaceman for the win.

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Is it a universal accepted term? Nope so that is your fault for assuming everyone thinks the same way you do. Common sense has nothing to do with it.

The ref stopped me because he felt sorry for you.

Moviefanatic505 for the win.

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Common sense has everything to do with it. I promise you for every one person you find that would associate the term "Mickey Mouse joke" with adult humor I can find 100 who feel the opposite.

Now please understand by this point there is no way in hell you can beat me, but if you'd like me to continue beating up on you I am happy to do it.

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Care to prove that notion? You can't because it's crap and you know it. Since you promised you will have no issue proving it.

The ref called the match dude. I won. Your eyes are just covered in blood so you can't see the score.

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Yes I conducted a survey at work today asking them what type of humor do you associate the term”Mickey Mouse joke” with and out of 112 participants every single one of them said kiddie humor

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Proof? I asked for proof not your word nice try. Therefore since you have none I will go ahead and say that was a complete lie.

Another round for me. All too easy.

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Set up that chat room you swore you’d do and I’ll show you. It’s on my google form

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No problem just a few minutes.

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Here you go.

https://y99.in/frontend/#!/chatpage

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Where are you? This is someone else’s chat

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my room is called movie debate. What username you going under? My name is moviefantatic505 since my username on here was taken.

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I was just there you were nowhere to be found

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Right. Type a message in the chat then. What name you going under in the chat? I can hunt you down.

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Spaceace, I didn’t see you

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I do not believe you. Do what I told you. Unless you're too chicken perhaps?

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I do not believe you were ever in the chat room, I don’t think you ever had any intention of debating me. Now are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you going to bite?

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I was in there. Why would I be afraid of debating you when it's so easy to defeat you. Tomorrow we will try it again. I will see if you're man enough. I can't believe I'm giving you another chance.

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As I figured should have known you were all bark and no bite.

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Why do you keep making the same posts saying the same things over and over again?

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Why are you so offended by my posts? There is such a thing as an ignore button, I invite you to use it.

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I’m not offended. I am baffled and morbidly curious.

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Oh well in that case it’s quite simple, I loved the first two films but the third film had so many problems and plot holes that I can’t forgive and I don’t like watching a great franchise being reduced to Mickey Mouse humor

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It was a perfectly reasonable question, hippo. Why do you keep making the same posts saying the same things over and over again? Why is this so important to you? I don't care in the slightest that you hate Last Crusade, but I do care that you are constantly bitching about it and generally being a dick about it.

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Frankly I love both Raiders and Last Crusade along with the 4th one. Temple of Doom sucks imo.

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Raiders and Temple are great. Crystal Skulls is bad but not infuriatingly bad, Crusade is a complete insult to my intelligence.

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