Bat on Strings

I'm trying to work out if i saw this tub of sh*te many years ago.

Does it have an incredibly unconvincing bat with clearly visible strings near the beginning?

Oh yeah, and a motorbike crashing through a wall?


Yes for both of those.

Hey, this guy's not gonna leak all over my ice cream, is he?


Those two scenes, plus the sex scenes, are the only things I remember about this film when I caught it on Cinemax... or maybe it was The Movie Channel? ah, the early 90s were the last great era for TV.