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Those Telepods Were Junk


Since the 1st movie, those telepods created nothing, but trouble. It turns Jeff Goldblum into part house fly and now in this movie it terribly disfigures a dog and turns the villian Bartok into a pathetic blubber shaped monster that crawls like a worm. Those telepods should have been destroyed long ago.

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Well, yeah, but they work wonders if you're aiming to teleport a stocking.
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It's classic 'science gone wrong' cinema, the same thing can be said, and was said I might add, about the Delorean time machine in the 'Back to the Future' films, Doc stated it was nothing but trouble and should be destroyed.

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I would say the difference here is that in BTTF, it was fun, and Doc Brown ended up remaking the De Lorean anyway after he remade the time train.

as he said "Can't keep a good scientist down."

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You can't detach yourself from old clichés, can you? Almost every movie showing a marvellous invention ends with that invention getting destroyed, so that situation has become absolutely boring.
If I had to make The Fly 3, instead, I would ask myself: what if the telepods were NOT destroyed? What if the technology had become public? Sure, they didn't work with living creatures, but they worked damn well for everything else, and that would have had a huge impact on society. For example: nobody would use drilling machines anymore to bore tunnels, because they could just teleport the rock out. If the information about an inanimate object can be stored in a computer, everyone would use it to replicate all kinds of objects, and peer-to-peer software would be used to download luxury cars, or computer hardware, or... food! Everyone could have anything they want, and money would become useless because everyone would be as filthy rich as anyone else!

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I'd love to see a movie like that, but it wouldn't really be a "fly" movie. The telepods themselves would have to have their own movie aside from flies. Great concept in of itself though.

It could still be made into a Fly movie.
Let's say that Martin Brundle had a son, who grew up normally and became a scientist. He finds his grandfather's research, which has been systematically suppressed for decades. He finds out that the teleporters, although too dangerous to use on living matter, work perfectly well on inanimate matter. What does he do? Well, he takes a radical approach to the matter, so he releases the blueprints of the teleporters under the GPL. Now everyone can make their own teleporters and life is revolutionized as now solid goods can not only be transported instantaneously, from one place to another, but also replicated and even downloaded off P2P software. However, there are people who would do absolutely anything to return to the previous status quo... the lobbyists of copyright majors. "You wouldn't download a car" suddenly expresses something very real. Martin Brundle's son finds himself the target of terrorists paid by those companies. His life is in danger, so he decides to fight fire with fire. Remembering the effects that those teleporters have on living matter, he decides to make his own army of mutants, and with the perfect understanding of the technology, he can decide exactly what kind of creatures will come out of the telepods. Not only he takes people who are willing to fight the system and mutates them into animal/human hybrids, but he gives them features that no animal on earth possesses, like rocket flight (glands injecting organic fuel and oxidizer into a hydroxyapatite - i.e. bone - combustion chamber), fire breathing (hydrogen produced by stomach bacteria, ignited by sparks generated by teeth made of metal) and even laser shooting (a bioluminescent organ inside an organic stimulated emission cavity). He mutates himself as well... into a strong, lethal, intelligent fly monster that is also able to fly. Oh yes, the fly flies. The subsequent battles (terrorists vs. mutants) are spectacular and gory, people die, buildings are destroyed, explosions are everywhere, and at the end the mutants rise triumphant, building a new society where all goods can be replicated at will, everyone is filthy rich as anyone else, has total control over matter and can go anywhere in a matter of seconds.
The aesop of the story? You cannot stop science.

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Isn't the idea borrowed from the 50's original. But yes, the idea of teleporting stuff by breaking it down and rebuilding it is as stupid as it gets. Too many variables and too many stuff can go wrong.

The best alternative is still wormhole generation and manipulation. Its better to warp the space the around the subject rather the f@cking up the subject itself.

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