1. The Ku Klux Klan haven't seen Mississippi Burning!
2. You can suddenly find out you had an elderly aunt who you knew nothing about.
3. A young real estate agent will jump into the sack(or shower) with a man who just a couple of days ago was boning the town's local lawyer.
4. Every black person in the South is a stereotype.
5. You can get your ex-wife to drop further alimony payments by duping her into taking over a property uninhabitable as a result of toxic waste.
share6. Chitlins are mean little animals, but their coats are worth a fortune.
7. R. Lee Ermey is actually capable of playing a non-military character.
8. The only thing scarier than Randall "Tex" Cobb, is Randall "Tex" Cobb wearing
Mascara.
"IF THE DEVIL HAD A NAME, IT WOULD BE CHUCK FINLEY!!"
9. Don't bother anybody when they're watching The Terminator.
10. You've got to make a change in your life, and make it for the better.
11. Attorneys' heads make great writing surfaces.
12. Men in the south have an unhealthy obsession with their mommas and their mommas' ashes (if their mommas are dead).
14 in real detictive movies they might follow a thread that leads no where.
shareThe difference between a simile and a metaphor.
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