CHRISTIAN Splatter Film?!
Whaddya nuts? How could you have possibly gotten the idea this is a CHRISTIAN splatter film (do oxymorons get any MORE moronic than "Christian splatter film"?). If anything, the cursing should've negated the Christian angle ("My mother told me never to deck a lady, but she didn't say *beep* about a cannibal!")... or at least made you think the film was made by Hindus, Muslims, Mormons, Seventh Day Adventists, Masons, Brownies or Mouseketeers.
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