10 things I learned from The Killer

1. Never hire on as a henchman in an Asian gang.

2. Henchmen never hit a target. Main characters never miss.

3. Intermediate damage and wounds have no effect on the hero's or boss villains ability to fight. They are never too wounded or exhausted to get off one last shot.

4. In the past, bad guys had a code, but this generation's bad guys don't share that code.

5. Rogue cops who don't go by the book always have incompetent bosses.

6. Ancillary characters who are the friends of main characters always perform an important service before they die.

7. The supply of bad guys is limitless. The talent level of bad guys is appallingly bad, except exceptionally ugly or exceptionally good looking bad guys.

8. Female characters are unimportant when the "Killer with a Code" and "Cop who doesn't go by the book" have a bromance.

9. The most successful Hong Kong assassins don't make enough money for two airline tickets to America, unless they pull "one last job".

10. Only the heroes eyes are good enough for the female lead. The 276 bad guys that he has killed are unable to supply eyes.

Oh, wait, I learned all of these things from about 50 other movies.