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memorable MST3K Quotes

posted 19 years ago by Outer_Heaven
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"So Michael MacDonald is fighting the guy from Loverboy?"
"Taking it to the streets!"
"I knewest thou would come around!"
"Mike, were there crackers in the middle ages?"
"Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert"
"My name is Prince and I am funky!"
"Hair Club for Men, the final showdown."
"You can never be too bald or too rich!"
"Young Bill Clinton."
"Potatos are what we eat!"
"Horses are what we ride!"
"This chick has more hair than Dee Schnider"
"Could it bring my perm back to life?"
"Quick, jam a potato in the wound!"
"A Men Without Hats video."
"You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind..."
"Dig-a-licious!"
"A pretty Nancy Kerrigan."
"Music by a total spaz."

[–] fishbeef 19 years ago

"I think he's going on a little camping trip!"
"And to think you earlier misrepresented your knowledge of the location of the horses!"
"This is the most aggressively bad movie we've ever done."
"Watch out for the editing!"
"She was just edited off her horse."
"I put...the beats...in my own...script."
"TRON?!"

[–] tomgjcromwell 17 years ago

"This is the most aggressively bad movie we've ever done."

Actually, it's "ambitiously bad." True story: while watching the MST3K of this film, my friend said "wow, this movie is ambitiously bad" no less than five minutes before they said that line on MST3K.

[–] agentalbert (2318) 3 months ago

Finally going to watch this. I've got my meata-treatz-aroti and potato planks ready to go!

"T-minus 4 seconds to an emotion"
"I'm wearing a horse-hide teddy..."
"Haven't I seen her dancing by the pool with Spuds MacKenzie?"
"Oh, hang on, demon entering me, be just a moment..."

[–] theworryrock 18 years ago

"I have nothing left to live for" - "well, except the simpsons."

[–] theworryrock 18 years ago

"Quick! Get some towels under the door! The RA is coming!"

"Stop them!"
"Stop who? from..what?"

"Think his name is like D. Stalker or Death S. Talker?"
"No i think it's Dean Stalker and they just changed it."

[–] FudKicker_Malloy 18 years ago

Crow: "Oh no! This is a sequel to something!"

Mike: "Try one of my crunchy pillows."

Crow: "Put your dwarf on oscillating!"

Crow: "Somebody TP'd your ghost."

Crow: "The chilling sound of cardboard against cardboard!"

Mike: "You clever bastard! So the editor is workiing with you!"

Rub the mercedes for good luck.

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[–] Ben-611 18 years ago

"that was alot of things but definitly not a bird sound"

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and the only sound is bender calling everyone else a JERK as he swings!!

[–] SpleenBandit 18 years ago

"...Does this feel a little weird to you?"

"Boy, the dead have their own brand of humour, huh?"

"It's like playing Doom!... without any monsters, or enemies, or....."

[–] bobolikesbananas 18 years ago

"Who are we?"
"Bats!"
"What do we want?"
"Insects!"

...You can get your hand off my thigh now.

[–] sadliketim 18 years ago

"You can hide from ordinary men, but not me"....
" Are you talking into the toilet again"?

[–] Thomas_Neville_Servo 18 years ago

Mike: "They need a smug bastard in the next village."

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[–] S1lver_Dragon 18 years ago

Carissa: (showing jewel) But I'm the only one who has this.
Crow: A doorknob from Grandma's house.

(deathstalker and michael mcdonald are fighting)
Deathstalker: Next time, get me someone who doesn't need a rest in the middle of a
fight.
Servo: Is it too early to hate this guy?

Crow: (about bat-helmet guy) He is batman!
Mike: You would tell me if I looked silly in this, wouldn't you?

(deatstalker takes his sword from little boy)
Crow: Are you gonna kill me again, sir?

Nissius: Do you know what will happen when the two stones are united?
Crow: Boy, look out then, I'll tell you what.

Nissius: I thought I'd got away from them.
Mike: Well, you haven't.

(during the scene where the ren fest is getting crashed)

Mike: Save the turkey drum sticks!
Servo: It's the annual run over the ren festers.
Servo: Carrot Top, No!
Crow: Yes!
Crow: Dear god, not the chickens!

Servo: (about Troxartas) I just don't believe in an arch nemesis who's 5'8 and
bald.

(scene where carissa is dying)
Mike: If I knew your name or anything about you, this would be really sad.

(deathstalker jumps off the horse onto a tree branch)
Mike: Well, this accomplishes absolutely nothing.

(Troxartas in a lavender shirt with a headwrap)
Crow: Hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude.

Old woman: You sleep in the barn.
Servo: This isn't the barn?

Old woman: What did you do with my daughter?
Crow: She's in a cool dry place maam.

Troxartas: Give her something of yours. Something beautiful and soft.
Crow: Wait, something of mine.

Mike: Uh, Cindy, you're in my dinner salad.

Nissius: The third stone...hidden! The castle! The tower!
Mike: the bank parking lot!
Servo: No, wait the library!

[–] falcion1 18 years ago

"Last guy in line, stab Deahstalker."

Your quest begins.
"On Tuesday."

[–] stm602 18 years ago

"That's great but what about the bald guy!?!"

"Can Head and Bucket Face!"

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[–] sanjisaho 18 years ago

(after Potato girl has died):
Quick! Stick a fork in her so she won't explode!

[–] slap1328 18 years ago

Duhuh Kill Duh!

[–] SolarEclipseFilms 17 years ago

"My name is Prince and I am funky."

[–] Pythe 18 years ago

I don't know if anybody posted this yet, but when they show the camp of dead men, and one of them has white stuff all over his mouth:
Servo: Guess what I've been doing!!

I can't stop laughing when I hear that one. Really crude, but absolutely hilarious.

Crow: Wonder how long these accents will last?

Mary had a little lamb...for dinner.

[–] dbulldog 17 years ago

"DAUGHTER SMART!" when the "hero" was eating potatoes was great.

[–] m18r18 17 years ago

(As the closing credits roll by with Mexican names): All the underpaid Mexicans.

Wow, rigormortis... they pounded pieces of rebar through her body.

[–] DanielWPow 13 years ago

Servo (sobbing): "Make sure you crimp the foil real good. And poke her with a fork so she doesn't explode!"

[–] andrsbckly 16 years ago

"Here's my epitaph..."
" I'M WITH STUPID!!!"

[–] krymestone 16 years ago

"Potatoes are what we eat!"

Crow: "I meant a potato rabbit..."

[–] omega2010 15 years ago

During the end credits as Tom and Crow "toot" along to the music

Mike: You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind...

I cannot believe Deathstalker ultimately got a job on 24.

[–] Pythe 14 years ago

"I have an idea: Shut up."

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"It was night. I could tell because it was getting dark."

[–] DylanB85 14 years ago

men trowing the dead body in fire

"hey gus im not dead owwwwwwwwwww"

why do you insist on looking

[–] Pennst411 12 years ago

"These haircuts are about 1200 years too early."

"You're close, but the sky's closer."

[–] kinsayder 12 years ago

"Not now, I'm delousing the wizard."

[–] hubcap18 11 years ago

I don't re-post quotes that have already been posted but I loved the then Men at Work references, being very familiar with the "Safety Dance" video (check out the literal Safety Dance video on Youtube). And about the "How long is this accent going to last?" question, it even mentions in the goof section the the Deathstalker's English accent disappears early on in the film. Here's a new one:

Re: The men with bat wings on their helmets
Tom Servo: Are we going to sleep upside down again tonight?

And as happens in several movies, they cheer when the unlikable hero gets knocked down.

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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

[–] dr-kandimba-1 8 years ago

Mike (as princess, to Deathstalker): You can get your hand off my thigh now. Really.

Crow (as Deathstalker, to princess): I've got some sticks for dinner

Crow (as "Maude"): 57 oracles and nothing on