500 Things to Do While Watching Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell - Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1989) Discussion

[–] bobolikesbananas 18 years ago

499. Organize a renaissance festival in the desert.

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[–] potsticker215 18 years ago

498. Redecorate your torture chamber with easy-escape manacles

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[–] bobolikesbananas 18 years ago

497. Practice your birdcalls.

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[–] bobolikesbananas 18 years ago

496. Try to kill yourself and end the agony by jumping groin-first onto a picket fence. (Hey it's less painful than watching the D. Stalker vs. Troxartas fight scene!)

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[–] bobolikesbananas 18 years ago

494. Think about who could play a worse Robin Hood: Kevin Costner or John Relson?

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[–] papadotas 18 years ago

493. Take off your pants and pretend you're Troxartas.

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[–] papadotas 18 years ago

492. Surprise somebody, and at the same time, yell "Surprise!"

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[–] bobolikesbananas 18 years ago

491. Every time Troxartis refuses sex, DRINK!!!!

490. Every time the movie changes scenes without a good reason, DRINK!!!!

489. Every time Deathstalker parries a sword that he couldn't have possibly seen without choreography, DRINK!!!!

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[–] mad_mike_41 18 years ago

488. read the 500 things to do of the movie "Anus Magillicutty (2003)" at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400172/board/nest/31237331?d=32393466#32393466

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[–] falcion1 18 years ago

487. Figure out how vegetarians survived

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[–] ronishorny 16 years ago

488. Tire Tracks, DRINK !!!

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[–] kelson-herr 18 years ago

486. Talk to your toilet.

485. Stab a villian with a sword and make him explode.

484. Create a Ring of power.

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[–] teh_mode 18 years ago

477. Invent a shirt that is also a tennis racket

476. Denounce socialism

475. Make a boiled egg

474. Artificially insemnate a goldfish

473. Learn how to speak Walloon

472. Spontaneously combust

471. Prank phone call the German embassy as Prince Charles

470. Learn to appreciatate minimalist German existentialism

469. Fart

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[–] daniel-494 18 years ago

468. Jerk off to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Symphony

467. Translate the Bible into African Bush Language

As an unmuddied lake. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.

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[–] lister-3 17 years ago

465. Kidnap an eagle and hook up a lavaliere microphone on it; take the mic chord and run it through a "grunge" pedal and hook that up to an audio mixer.

464. Drink heavily (and eat lots of potatoes of course)

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[–] blazarsquasars 17 years ago

Great funny silly thread!

458. Read a Chinese article on quantum chromodynamics and superstring theory.

457. Listen carefully to the movie's score. It is truly wonderful (no irony)

456. Tell to loofapotato that you will run in his backyard naked for a good reason

455. Make a nasty prank call

454. Sing a power metal song for the Deathstalker

453. Sing a death metal song for the Deathstalker's foes

452. Swallow 10 pills of KlonopinTM All rights reserved

451. Curse capitalism

450. Exalt communism and the epic age of Deathstalker

449. Turn off your TV...(nooo!) I meant the lights!

448. Dance a Grim Fandango, like the Deathstalker and the bald villain in the movie's big duel

447. Burp but discreetly

446. Sue Georges Méliès

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[–] RobBase086-1 16 years ago

445. Pass the word on and the website that was created to bring back USA UP ALL NIGHT to show these movies again like it once was on USA Network on Friday and Saturday nights.

444. Browse through the website that is dedicated to USA UP ALL NIGHT and the fans of the show.

443. Sign the petition to help bring back USA UP ALL NIGHT on the USA Network again!

442. Spread the word about this telling everyone it is on my signature, at www.Wikipedia.com, and a forum was created for USA UP ALL NIGHT on MySpace and you are able to check out the website dedicated to USA UP ALL NIGHT!

Dedicated to USA UP ALL NIGHT and the fans of the show! http://deefilmroll.com/usa-uan/

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[–] Mpudi21 16 years ago

441. Make your own light show by using minerals.

Rock the Svenska!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVLJTFk4SeE

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[–] Pineapples101 16 years ago

442. Sleep

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[–] Pravus_Prime 16 years ago

441. Attach Giant Bat wings to the sides of your helmet.

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[–] dr-kandimba-1 8 years ago

440. Write bad stuff about Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell in the Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell IMDB forum. Like: It's a bad movie. Bad, bad movie.

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[–] raceblakhart 7 years ago

439. Add to the most ridiculous list on IMDB.

438. Have a loose bowel movement in your sweatpants and grind your ass into your seat until you gag from your own smell.

437. Massage your larynx with a dull bread knife.

436. Quote MST3K by repeating "GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?!?" at the top of your lungs while running back and forth between the far ends of the mall with a face covered in your own white pulp.

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[–] FromaBuick8 7 years ago

435. Wish you had watched "Hell Comes to FrogTown" instead.

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