'Damned River' Comments from Amazon.com

River Rat Ray, May 15, 2003
By River Rat Ray (Zim dollar for the river gods)

This review is from: Damned River (VHS Tape)
River Rat Ray gives a masterful performance. He sure shows us how to treat a guys girlfriend. Ray can only take so much before he does what he's suppose to do. If I was on a river rafting tour, then I'd want Ray to be the guide. If you haven't seen this movie then I would highly recommend buying it and learning from it.

River Rat Fantastic!, March 23, 2004
By Monty! (Oakland, OR United States)

This review is from: Damned River (VHS Tape)
Hey Vaughnhaunagan! If you haven't seen this movie, you haven't truly lived. In my opinion, River Rat Ray should be the role model for American youth. African youth too. In fact, he should be president. I don't know what happened to Steven Shellen in the years following his role in this jewel of cinematic mastery sent by God, but after a performance like this, well, I'm drunk. Anywhoo, you should see this movie, you should BE this movie.

Incredible, March 1, 2004
By A Customer

This review is from: Damned River (VHS Tape)
This movie is wonderfully done. Stephen Shellen plays their role masterfully, and that alone makes it worth the buy.
A group of Americans hire a guide to lead them down a river. As they head down the river, they find out that River Rat Ray is not only a guide but also a serial killer and rapist. At one point, he even rapes one of the girls who's boyfriend is present, at gunpoint.

If you are ever looking for something to watch, get this. You will never get bored of this movie.

Greatest Movie Lines Ever, April 15, 2003
By A Customer

This review is from: Damned River (VHS Tape)
This movie doesn't have too great of acting, special effects, or plot for that matter. But if you need some new movie lines to recite on those nights when you're out drinking, then this is the movie for you! Every line that River Rat Ray says during this movie is it's own timeless classic.