Bionic buns become a rocket to success...


This movie was released before cable TV was even a normal thing. There were very few channels to choose from in those days, and we had all been prepped to see it. We were all excited for another launch of the Six Million Dollar Man TV series we all watched weekly for years. Cable TV's CEO's had other ideas. EVERYONE in the US watched this movie repeatedly.

Sandra's role seemed innocuous next to Jamie's initially, but when we all watched those incredible rebuilt buns make those bionic powered jumps, we knew we had just witnessed the launch of biggest rocket to movie screen and TV success any of us could recall during our lifetimes. Right when we all still had visions of bouncy Russian gymnasts dancing through our heads.

Enter every greedy dude in the universe with every evil con and Sandra manipulating game every devil on planet could dream up to get their own greedy selves onto that success rocket before it launched into far orbit. Now these are not secrets to those of us who lived through that time, but the younger crowds have no clue how that all really went down. I mean those buns, in that outfit, those perfect buns, was just not something seen on TV and frankly we ALL loved it! Everyone wanted to see her next movies in the vain hope of glimpsing such glorious bun action again. Back then a properly executed bionic butt jump, complete with tingling noises (and sensations) in a leotard was every teenage boy's dream for years in America.

Now I am not one to talk badly about others for no reason, but ever since then the creepy men who pretend to be her friends in order to get their own ride to the moon of her success, and access to the large amounts of money it grants them, is just plain vomit worthy to me. I mean seriously, Keanu, get a life. And quit photo shopping your junk we all know it's tiny, having showered with you in gym class I know(wasn't one of your nicknames 'Tiny'???) Jesse, Kat, and all those mangy types of people are things that never would have happened to her poor heart, so many nightmares, if not for that reality. But because of deceitful and selfish people's lust for their own personal success with no regard for the end results of it for her life, her heart has been broken repeatedly for no good reasons other than creepy people's greed. Keanu played her mind with tricks big time just to get on the rocket, then promptly dumped her for younger hotter chix when he hit so many millions and thought he was a made man. Since then he has had nothing but flops with one exception. So suddenly he is stealing lines he heard people her truly care about her make or romantic online comments, by hacking or however he does it the weird lil sicko, and uses them on her like he cares or he came up with it. How disgusting and deceptive. At least be man enough to get your own romantic lines punk. In my life I have met rich men who are greedy and will do any sick thing for money, and also poor men. One thing they both have in common, is that they are deceptive in ways others can rarely detect. It almost takes someone with bionic ears and abilities to catch them at it tho right?

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