Little things that crack you up.


There are a lot of little things about this movie that make it hilarious. For example:

The grilled cheese sandwiches that Missy made were totally burned and looked disgusting!

The way Ted's dad ran after Bill's dad on the way into the auditorium while saying, "He's going to an Alaskan military school!"

How about that gnarly old goat dude?

Anybody have more?

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Mideval dude: Take thee to the iron maiden
Bill and Ted: Iron Maiden? Excellent!

Cracks me up every time

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"Yeah. It's us. Who are we?"

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There are so many, but one of my favorites, offhand, is when Ted calls out to that poor Circle-K clerk arriving for work, "Excuse me - when did the Mongols rule China?" And she replies, "I don't know. I just work here."

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"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

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"What number are we thinking of now?"
"69, dudes!"

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I always loved the scene where Billy the Kid and Socrates try and fail to pick up chicks at the mall.

As well as Joan of Arc utterly letting go and dancing like the teenager she is.

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The way Socrates says "geek." That part makes me bust up every time.

Also, when Bill calls Ted's dad as "Deputy Van Halen."

All I need is one mic...

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After Ted saves Bill from the medieval dickweed they hug each other very briefly and they call each other 'fag'.
Love that part. So very 1989.

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Ted: Your stepmom's cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!

Ted: [Ted stares down Missy's shirt as she leans forward, and then looks over and catches Bill staring as well] It's your MOM dude!

Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room!
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Your stepmom is cute, though.
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
Bill: SHUT UP, TED!

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Sigmund Freud holding a large corn dog as he talks to the ladies at the mall. Then when he scares them away, the angle he's holding it drops down. Perfect symbolism.

Now for my next impression... Jesse Owens!

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Billy teaching Socrates to play catch with the nerf(?) football after they arrive in England. It always makes me laugh. I love those two as friends.

Last movie I watched:Paris When it Sizzles
"I don't question your existence."~God
J.U.A.

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I am the Duke of Ted and i am the Earl of Preston

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Their mispronunciation of names. Especially Socrates.

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