Best Line


When Bob is ordering some chicken. They ask him what he wants, a leg, a breast?

Bob "two faces" (in Bob's voice of course)

Love this film. I watched it so long ago and so many times. I wonder if its as good as I remember it.

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The two faces line is one that my friends and I quote all the time but my favorite is when he is talking about the vacuum cleaner I believe (been awhile since I have seen the movie) and he says he likes it cause it has two speeds, vvvrrrrmmmmmmmmm and VVVVVVVRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMM. That part kills me.

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"Oh boy"

*points to crotch*

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bounce banana. its a joke

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I like a lot of them...

Bob: "Telephone, call, 411 for information, 911 for help, 976 for good time."

Diane: "What's this?"
Bob: "Dress."
Dr. Webster: "And who wears the dress?"
Bob: "Pope."

Bob: "What part of body this?"
Diane: "Oh boy."
Bob: "Oh boy."

Bob: "Mocha-malooga-looga-Kathy-Kathy."

Bob: "Bounce ball."
Alex: "No bounce ball."
Bob: "Throw ball!"

Alex: "First it's chocolates, then nylons, I have a reputation to maintain, I can't just jump in the sack with every Tom, Dick and Quasi Motto that comes along."

Bob: "Baby, dress, underpants!"

Bob: "Love conquers all, love is what dreams are made of, love, love sucks! *telephone rings* Now what?"

Bob: "Bob want to apologize."
Policeman: "For what?"
Bob: "For this!" Bob knocks two policemen's heads together.

Bob: "Why is my face leaking?"

Bob: "Throw plate!"

Diane: *to Dr. Fisk* "If I were Bob I would choke you unconscious!"

There were a lot of great lines in that movie.

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The Greatest movie Line ever:

"Out of the Way Fruit!"

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I agree that there are a LOT of great lines. I like:
"What kind of fool do you take me for?"
"What are Bob's choices?"

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when he's watching the a quiz show on TV

Are things you lick

Are things you don't lick. Gets me every time

Oh and when he whine 'chocolate!'

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Didn't he also say he made love to a Dodge Charger?

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I havent seen it in a while either but i thinks its the washing machine not a vaccum.

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Cathy hurt, Cathy hurt.
::Crashes into a bike rack::
Bob hurt, Bob hurt.

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-yeh, I agree! 'Bob HURT!' lol!

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Best line in the movie by far


BOB not know


great answer for when someone asks ya

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Here are some lines I like

Bob- Telephone, 411 for information, 911 for help, 976 for a good time.

Alex- (to Bob) I'm really disapointed in you.
Bob- Dog start.
Alex- I don't care who started it.
Bob- (mocking Alex) I don't care who started it.
Alex- Stop it.
Bob- (quietly) Stop it.

Dr. Webster- Can you think of a name you would like to be yours? What?
Bob- Judy Finkel.
Dr. Webster- Well Judy Finkel is a nice name.
Bob- Thank you.
Dr. Webster- But its a woman's name.
Bob- Okay
Dr. Webster- Well its not exactly okay, you should have a man's name. I want you to think of a man's name.
Bob- William F. Buckley
Dr. Webster- I believe there is a William F. Buckley.
Bob- alright, William G. Buckley
Dr. Webster- I think you should have your own name, not the name of someone famous.
Bob- Bob.
Dr. Webster- Bob.
Bob- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga, anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster- I doubt it.

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Ofcourse his extra long seranade of "Maga Malooga": "Maga Malooga! Kathy! Kathy!..."

"Two faces"

"No 'tatoes!!!" (when Alex tries to get him to eat potatoes instead of pudding and cake)

"One Malooga. 5 Looga's." (correcting someone on how to say his name properly)

and, finally, the Bob 'cursing' "Fookoolaka!"

STILL funny!

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Dr. Webster: I have something I think you'd like to share, Bob.
Bob: Is it a pony?
Dr. Webster: No, it's not a pony, Bob. It's a telegram.
Bob: Damn. (mutters while Dr. Webster talks to the class.) I wanted a pony. Or a hippo. Dammit.

Cabbie: Shtop leeking my nehk!
Bob: Wasn't me. It was dog.

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Dr. Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?
Bob: Complete and total fool!

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Not a "line", but the dance when he growls then sings is one of the funniest bits in this underrated 80s gem.

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All the lines listed were awesome.

"If Plato said virtue is its own reward, how come his books cost so much money?"

(or something like that. I haven't seen the film in at least 15 years...)

"How could you do this to me, Puff Puff?"

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It is such a shame that this hysterical film will never get a dvd release. Some of the best witticisms ive ever seen in a film.

I actually managed to work the "2 faces" joke into my speech as best man at a friends wedding , even with my terribly poor delivery it got the most laughs.


Bob : Kathy kathy kathy kathy....etc
Alex : Well he certainly has a way with worD.
Kathy : why does he keep saying my name over and over ?
Dr Webster: Its repatition as a form of masterbation.
Alex : I know a better one.

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'What did people say when they saw you?'
'Yeuchh! Sometimes... Feccck!'

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