I would destroy you in Guitar Hero.
Fact.
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Wrong.
I sleep with a Guitar Hero controller in my arms every night.
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Is that all?
I have two beds in my room, just so my Guitar Hero controller can have a good night sleep.
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The only reason my Guitar Hero controller doesn't have its own bed is becaue it's never left my hands since I first touched it. Never.
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Wow.
That must be weird to pee.
And I reply really fast.
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Good God, 30 seconds. Impressive.
But no, it's not weird. It likes to watch.
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Yeah. My quota is one minute with the star.
Uh...
Yeah, that's not weird.
Hmm...
Does that mean my controller doesn't love me?
It doesn't fancy watching me expel urine.
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I guess not.
It does get jealous of my penis sometimes, though.
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MY CONTROLLER DOESN'T LOVE ME!
Yeah, my controller gets jealous of mine, too.
Which makes things really awkward, since I love to be naked.
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I used to play naked, but one time the skin on my sack got caught in a fret button.
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Oh, we've all been there...
*winces*
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On a different note, how did you get so popular?
I mean, during the summer you were known, but not nearly as much as you are now. What happened?
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I have no idea.
I just came on one day and everyone was like, "OMG! JOHN_ALLERDYCE! I WANNA HAVE YO BABIEZ!"
I guess they finally saw how much of a badass I am.
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Wow.
I bet some of them seriously do want to bone you.
Meet any hot chicks?
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Yeah.
Assuming that they sent me their real pictures...
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Sweeeet.
I'd tell them I would send them my ejaculate if they sent me nude pics...
...but once they sent me the pictures I wouldn't send them my semen in return.
You should do that.
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Brilliant.
I got a new stalker today, so maybe I could try that with her.
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Oh, you definitely should.
And better yet you should send her your dog's sperm instead of no sperm at all. That'd be so awesome.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OK.
And what do you know about getting dog semen?
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That "Red Rocket" episode of South Park, if you've seen it.
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Oh, of course.
"Red rocket. Red rocket."
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I thought it was funny.
So who's the stalker?
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I don't really want to say.
She might be reading this conversation right now.
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Oh crap, you're right.
I hope she's not mad about the dog sperm thing.
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Hey, she might be into that.
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Hey, she might be into that.
I don't think you're that lucky.
What are some of the stalkerish things she does?
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No one can be that lucky.
Here are some of the benefits of having me stalk you.
the occasional PM, responses to even your lamest threads (not that I've seen you ever make a lame thread) I will start cat fights with any female that even appears to flirt with you in the Sandbox.
And I told her to report to me every night with things she has learned, but I don't think she'll do that.
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Oh. So basically, she's your bitch. Niice.
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In so few words.
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I'm gonna go to bed now.
We'll talk tomorrow perhaps?
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Of course.
The Chairman of the Board thread went over a span of 5 days.
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Chairman of the Board thread = Best thread ever.
Let's see if we can give it a run for its money.
Bye.
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Well, we already have dog semen.
The Chairman of the Board thread didn't.
Bye.
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