Marge's resume


just re-watched this episode on TV, her interview with Smithers is amazing

"Oh, I thought Muddy Waters wrote that song"
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"I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.."

ahahah love it

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According to your resume, you invented this machine.


Also creepy
"you don't need to sue me to get my pants off"

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lol! yes

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Marge... We're getting some drive through and doin it twice!

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Mr. Burns: "You have a husband? Yes. I can picture him now: Rugged good looks, sweater knotted about his shoulders, curly locks shining in the sun like spun gold!"

Marge: "Homer, Mr. Burns gave me another raise today"

Homer (Italian accent): "Haha! The senile old fool!"

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Marge: You put I worked for the Carter Campaign?
Lisa: Well you voted for him..... twice.
Marge: SHHHHH, don't say that out loud.

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