Big Pete and Mr Dewey put peep holes in the girls bathroom like on Porkys and then everyone gets herpes of the eye watching Jessie and Kelly soap each other down as the big chunky chick that won Zack in the auction eat a hot dog with a beach towel wrapped around her. Id watch that.
shareNobody likes my idea? Ok. How about this? Mr Belding gets fired after caught sniffing cheerleaders socks and ends up on welfare. The gang fire up the KKTY airwaves and have a hunk off, calendar, buddy bands promo thingy and all proceeds goes to Beldings attorney, who get him his job back. Then Zack freezes time and slaps Kelly's butt then smiles at the audience.
shareThe spinoffs were unnecessary.
shareI read somewhere that after SBTB new class ended, there was gonna be a spinoff with Screech as a clumsy 'super-spy' - it sounds so godawful that I wish it was made
shareThe future of Screech should be mentioned that he got transferred to a new public coed high school (which is less difficult than both bayside and valley). In that new less-difficult public coed high school, Screech becomes a brand new manager of all types of helpless students involved. That would help real life actor Dustin diamond not to end up getting lured into prostitution. But I do understand that both bayside and valley
are considered difficult public coed high schools for screech to attend.
If they mentioned this Screech's future, then there will be no spinoffs, otherwise, if no mention is involved at all, then there would be a spinoff immediately.
Or how bout this? Jessie goes to Las Vegas after graduation where she becomes a showgirl. She meets a young man named Joseph Tribiani in the casino who works as a Trojan Warrior. They hook up, she gets pregnant then he lives since she's such a twat head. Then Kelley and Lisa call me to give them a ride, which I do wink wink. And they love it and we all live happily ever after and listen to Tiger Radio and get high.
shareThat may not be necessary because even if Jessie ends up in Las Vegas and becomes a showgirl, then she may not last there and meeting a young man would be a bad experience. Dumping that young man and leaving Las Vegas would be correct rather than having that marriage and pregnancy involved.
But there's no drama or comedy if she just dumps him and leaves. That's boring. I say she stays in Vegas and becomes a call girl that specializes in tying people up with Buddy Bands and smeares them in Screeches Secret Sauce and forces them to stay up all night with caffeine pills while listening to her talk about plastic foam cups and how they're not bio degradable. And how Slater's mullet is wind resistant.
shareIt's up to you if you want to say that, but I'm not sure how long will it last.
shareWhat if his mullet is flame retardant and his black stone washed tapered pleated jeans that he always wore were bullet proof? He could use them with Robo Screech to take out the Valley Bulldogs at their pep rally. After that they can go and have a ho down dance with the heat turned all the way up. After that Kelly touches it for me then I kick Johnny Dakota in the taint. The End.
I smell a winner here!
that would be a bad show
shareAre you kidding me?!!! A bad show?!! Johnny Dakota smoked the pot so he deserved a taint blast. Drug addicts that smoke the weed need to be yesterday's news. THERES NO HOOE WITH DOPE when you're FRIENDS FOREVER. Seriously. DID WE EVER HAVE A CHANCE because SCHOOL IS A BORE WHEN YOURE STUCK INDOORS.
Know what I'm sayin'?
i do know what you are saying.
now it sounds like it could be a great show
Exactly. Now we're on the same page. You know what? I like you. You get a walk on role in the first spin off episode. Congratulations.
shareLet's see how it goes along the way.
sharehey thanks man. hopefully its a scene with Johnny Dakota
shareCould I have a walk on role? I mean, I Back Zach and Spano is My Mano.
You sir, will be in the episode with Big Pete. He gets all the nerds from that rap version of Snow White and the 7 Dorks together and decide that it's time to stop the drilling stop the oil. The Violet Anne Bickerstaaff stops the shouting and gives me a kiss. Then Louis kisses her as I watch. Then they look at me and I straight up get my nerd threesome on. You can watch. The lesson. Two nerd bitche$ is better than one.
shareThat's an interesting concept, but more importantly, may I use "taint blast?" I like that phrase.
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Of course. A hard enough taint blast can cause a chain reaction of blood vessels to pop straight up to Johnny's heart and cause it to explode on site for me. I learned that from training with ninjas.
shareReally? How fascinating... not to mention painful.
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Bitch! It is 5:30!
hit the BEACH, teach. Let us learn while we buuuuuuuur... UUUUURRRNNNN!!!!
lets stay togetha. lets stay togetha baby. lets stay togetha. *slater pouts on drums* lets stay togetha baby. flash of light! comes flying from your eyes. i get the feelin' that i'm hypnotized. /whoa-oh-oo, whoa-oo/ it feels so good, when you're around. *slater looks constipated* we're movin fast on those deaf groovin' sounds!
A flash of light comes flying from your eyes,
I get the feelin' that I'm hypnotized.
It feels so good when you're around,
We're movin fast on those deaf groovin' sounds.
While you're here Zach, let me hang up your hair-!
If you don't get rid of Linda... I'm gonna throw her out the winda...
Next time you watch the mall episode, look at the paper screech is reading. It's the headline about Zack Attack. Used props yo.
shareLOL i love it when people notice little shyt like that.
I think my other half, oddly enough, was the first to discover that Slater is dancing with a tree in the episode where him and Tori go to the dance together. I had watched the show hundreds of times over for years and years and never, ever noticed it. Sure, I probably noticed the tree was moving, but paid little attention to stuff other than what was in the foreground. Then in like 06 or 07, when it STILL played in syndication on TBS of course... my other half--who hasn't seen the show anywhere NEAR as much as i have--walks by the TV and goes "why is Slater dancing with that tree back there?" LOL! They really (I assume) just wanted the effect of the tree to be moving to add interest, but at the very end of the scene you see Slater is the one tasked with moving the tree and it looks like he is dancing with it. LOL
I just saw Slater dance with the tree. WTF? HE even held a limb like a girl's hand.
shareActually. I think they should go on a rafting trip with Rod Belding. Then the gang can get stranded on a raft like in Creepshow 2. Then all of the sudden the oil slick thing creeps up and Jessie starts bitching about how the oil slick was man made and we are nothing but pigs that pollute our environment. Then the gang pushes her in and the oil slick eats her, but then gets diarrhea since Jessie is a rotten bitch. Then they all do The Sprain!
shareOh! How about this. Violet Anne Bickerstaff gets telekinetic powers and levitates Slater as he begins his dancing duel against Zack. Then she bleeds in the shower and the girls chant PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! Then they spend the night in the mall and buy a bunch of Mark Mark tickets, and then celebrate by sniffing blow during a showing of Revenge of the Zombie Headhunters, even though Kelly has claimed to have seen it seven times.
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