How it should have ended

As a child I was enthralled by this movie and sucked into it, it was so larger-than-life and encompassing. Now I realize how corny and campy it was. It begs for parody, where a moment is taken and made into a tongue-in-cheek alternate ending. Models for the types of alternate endings that could be conceived can be found at http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/