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a few quotes (may 'totally' disgust u)

posted 19 years ago by girlingreen
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"Once upon a time..upon a time...waaaay up there on top of time, there were (holds three fingers up) ..two brothers.."
- The Giant Turnip

"..Stan came upon a bird singing beautifully..(sings flat and offkey)"beaootifleee...beaoootifleeeeee..!"
and then it began singing even lovelier..(same pitch) "eeeven laahvlieeer..eeven laahvliiieeerr..."
-The three Wishes

(About the size of a giant)" ..he was taller than 18 beanpoles on top of the Eiffle Tower.."
-The Gryphon

[–] freakcorrosion 19 years ago

More Grim tale quotes:

"And Septimoss went home as happy as a fly on a poo." - The Turnip

"He was such a wolf he headbutted all the grannies."
"And I'm afraid he had to drown miserably, but then again whoever drowned happily?" - The Wolf

"You know that smell when you take your socks off and you're sick in them, then you put your shoes on and play football for three weeks, then you take your football boots of and stand in a dung heap for a year and then you are sick in them again right? Well this smell, smelt even worse than that!" - The Witch Amongst the Thorns

Begger "Look what I found for my darling!" (produces flower)
Beryl "It's revolting! You're revolting! I hate you I want some cake!"
- King Thrushbead

"All Humans are as stupid as bat poo."
"She was so ill she was covered in horrible green stripes and everyone thought she was a deck chair, so after the king had folded her up for the night and had gone to bed..."
"...She was out on the beach with an old lady sitting on her"
- The Griffin

[–] projectcyclops 19 years ago

King Thrushbeard: Do you know what Beryl means in French?
Beryl: No...
King Thrushbeard: It means, 'wipe your nose on the carpet'.

Genius! I loved these stories so much when i was little (and i still am quite little). I've got a video of some of them, but a DVD would be a godsend!

[–] long_jane_silver 18 years ago

There were princes noble men lords and a bus conductor who pretended to be famous *pffffttt* i know lord lichfeild you know!- King thrush beard

one jumped into the loo and pretended to be a big poo that wouldnt go away - the wolf and the seven little kids

God there are so so many. as above post says would love a dvd of them my vids are getting really worn from too much love.

[–] AcornicopiaOFlove 18 years ago

Just a couple that I vaguely remember (i didnt actually own the videos- i borrowed)

And she was singing, buh-buh-buh-buh-buhhhh

Then the prince grabbed hold of her hair (grabs his hair) *ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

was funny.....mad but funny :d

[–] sheepgobaaa 16 years ago

i remember this programme and thought it was called jackanory (the other one rik mayall presented for like, two episodes) anyway - i just remember being terrified!!!