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Pick ONE favourite blackadder quote from each season

posted 8 years ago by funkiste
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Blackadder II:

Crone: You got an appointment?
Blackadder: No.
Crone: Well, you can go in anyway.
Blackadder: Thank you old crone. Here is a purse of monies. Which I'm not going to give to you.

Blackadder the Third:

Blackadder: As a reward Baldrick, take a short holiday. Did you enjoy it? Good. Get back to work.

Blackadder Goes Forth:

Nurse: Ah Captain Blackadder. I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a bit more decorum this time.
Blackadder: Nope, I'm going to conduct myself with NO decorum. Shove off.

[–] Chalice 7 years ago

Huh surprised no one has replied!!

What about The Blackadder? (First series) I'd pick any one of Peter Cook's lines! Or:
EDMUND: I'm gonna kill him, and I'm gonna kill him now!
PERCY: who?
EDMUND: That stinking Scottish weasel!
BALDRICK: Why?
EDMUND: Coz he's a thieving stinking Scottish weasel!
PERCY: How?
EDMUND: I'm gonna stab him.
BALDRICK: Where?
EDMUND: In the Great Hall, and in the bladder!

Blackadder Goes Forth:
Blackadder: 'the real reason for it all is that it was just too much effort NOT to have a war'.

[–] Chalice 7 years ago

.....stupid phone....

Blackadder II
Anything uttered by Lord Flashheart. 'Nursie! Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket!!'

Blackadder the Third:
don't know this series as well but I remember Robbie Coltrane as Samuel Johnson describing his dedication to producing the first dictionary, something along the lines of :'My wife brought scores of lovers to the house so she could raise hoards of bastard children, I CARED NOT!!!'