Will wou watch Willow with we? wow

Willow

-so willy is about some midgets that have to go on a quest
-and they meet a mysterious swordsman on the road
-and they're hunted by dark creatures and trolls
-and the main midget is mentored by a wizard
-and there's an evil dark sorcerer who wants what the midget (reluctantly) has
-and there's a cute elf looking girl (not orlando bloom)
-and there's a fire breathing dragon thing near the end
-so yeah this film is basically the lord of the rings/hobbit written by george lucas
-and its quite good
-has good music and is fun
-and there's an entire fucking village of midgets
-its mad they even have town meetings and stuff
-and val killmore is actually passable in it
-and the girl is ridiculously attractive
-and there's these even smaller midgets who are all funny and stuff and have little tiny weapons but they act like little shits
-that's about it really
-oh yeah and there's a talking goat

7/10