I Saw the Unnamable


I saw her and she was in a old house watching this sexy college couple having great sex. She salivated as she focused on the studly blonde stude making outwith the cute girl. Minutes later she was tearing open his throat and eating his beautiful body.

I think they should do a remake of this 1988 film. And make it like the 1988 version, not the original. Except this time they can cast the two frat jocks. The first guy could be Miami Hurricane QB Brock berlin and the second should be skier/football player Jeremy Bloom.

Brock would be the guy making out with the girl in that upper room, and Jeremy would be the guy the Unnamable would smash his pretty little head in against the floor.

Now that would be an awesome movie, gory and sexy at the same time!!

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Out of curiosity, "like the 1988 version, not the original"? There is only one version of this movie, unless you count the original story.

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I don't think they should even waste their time making another version of this movie.
This one really sucked and is got to be one of the worst horror films made.
It does no justice to H.P.Lovecraft at all and the story is lame.
It started out good but got worse as it progressed.
This one would have been definitely worth missing.

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It's a pretty sucky b-movie but somehow the coolness of the monster Alyda at the end made it all worthwhile.


We can't stop here. This is bat country.

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i have a question... does this creature resemble a white centaur... its white, has a horses body, mans torso, and a wolfs head???

if not I'm looking for a movie that has that monster in it... and it was mad in the 1980's.

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I think you're looking for this one. The monster has two hooves for feet, the torso of a human...female though...and the head I guess could be considered wolf-ish, but it's more monster-ish.

Cheers,

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Thankyou... and it was the movie! My friend and I were very excited to have finally found it. He's been looking for it for 10 years and finally he has seen it once again.

~Kelly

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Dude..just shut the *beep* up, seriously. Weirdo.

Paki 4 Lyf

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Now that it is 2012 the remake could have the same monster but the first frat boy "John" could be played by former Florida QB Drew Weatherford . Ahhh to see him in the love scene and getting his throat ripped out! And the other frat boy could be played by Tim Tebow. I would love to see the Unnameable knock him out and smash his head in. She would drag him off into the dark to feasst on his stud bod! Now that would be aa great remake!!

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