Best line


"Menudo's gonna be pissed."


"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore." -- Andy, Wet Hot American Summer

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Who wants to see us on TV? Look at him, he's ugly!

(tagline redacted by court order)

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"Oh D*ck, don't be a *beep*

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

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"I'll throw my pecker on the slab against Gorby anyday."

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Seeing that scene with the girls going after each other with nun-chucks and butterfly-knives we have Tim Robbins proclaim: "Two ninja bitches about to kill each other."

Classic! So many lines so good! A shame that this thread is not a live one. I guess you had to be a child of the 1980s and had a love/hate relationship with MTV to really get this movie.

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"There's only one thing that adds real production value....tits....and ass."

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Mo: "Three days? The Cube'll be touring the Congo by then. I need it today... and I need it... on spec."

Ivan: "Spec? What's that?"

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The Josh tirade at the bar when Sam and Junior have finished singing and Junior says... "You can't blame all that on us!"

What a great movie. Just watching Sam on a music special on BS-TV in Japan. Made me think about it.

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"We love the Swanky Modes."

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After re-watching this recently, and subsequently realizing how many of these lines I still use on a near daily basis, I still think the best line (as if I could ever choose one) is "Teach me to read." It never loses it's touch.

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"Yeah, but normal people don't get paid in chicken and waffles."

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"Negativity festers in you man! How'd you ever get to be my friend?" - Ivan to Josh, while getting drunk in the bar after losing their jobs.

What a great movie:)

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Don't bulls!t me, I'm a big cello fan!

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Norman: Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?

"Hello, Ben. Welcome back to the land of the living" - John Locke

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"Sir, I'd like to spank you bald head...and then lick it!"

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For me, it's in the Roscoe's song over the credits:

"Video Aces went from rags to riches,
Now they're in the can with no cash or bitches."

Gold.

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"We'll make him eat that syllable."

"Say 'goodnight', Norman."

"Remember what we did to Jello Biafra!"

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You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs.

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