I want a job like Taffin's.
Living in a barn, surrounded by books, in a tiny village full of people who apparently owe each other money and won't pay. They're useless at fighting so you just have to go and put the hurt on them and take your 20%!!
Even when REAL baddies turn up, they're useless at fighting too and you can eventually kick their butts. Throw in gorgeous barmaids throwing themselves at you AND a pub with daytime strip shows and you're in Heaven!
Awight we're The Daamned we're a punk baand and this is called Carn't Be Appy T'day!