Things I learned from Space Mutiny
In the future, the inside of spaceships will look just like 20th century factories, complete with concrete floors and brick walls.
Laser guns can kill you, but the effects are only temporary.
Old guys with fake beards have daughters old enough to be their wives.
In the future, everyone will use IBM 8088 desktop computers.
Electric floor buffers explode when crashed into each other.
No matter how big and buff a man is, he can still scream like a little girl.
Aliens love plasma balls from Spencer's Gifts.
In the future, parties are common but the exact same thing happens every time.
In the future, people will have their choice of uniform: Jumpsuit with huge football-pad type sleeves, or spandex.
Future scientists have discovered how to grow astroturf rather than manufacture it.
Future spacecraft design will include never running out of oxygen because of onboard fires and no damage due to explosions.
A big, buff guy with huge arms can fit into a uniform worn by a really skinny guy.
In the future, individual weapons will be ridiculously tiny, and handheld bazookas will reload themselves. But flamethrowers will consist of old propane bottles painted silver.
Evil guys like having a silly laugh and will use it at every opportunity.
Chase scenes involving floor buffers don't really work.
Space pirates always announce that they are space pirates.
In the future, people will have a poor grasp of 20th century history leading them to put "SS" logos on their uniforms.
In the future, people will have no shame.
In the future, there will be a shortage of products to combat hair frizz.